oh how I hate editing posts, so let's do it together

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  1. fleamailman

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    repost from elsewhere, a british "last post" thread(a troll that keeps heckling with " ok, you win, you can stop now")

    the goblin accepted xxxxx's defeat magnanimously again , saying "...well now, I feel that we should discuss terms of surrender here, first off you brits must drive on the right side of the road, you must stop eating those things hardly deemed food by the rest of humanity, you must also give scotland it's full independence returning it to that pristine nature-reserve for its aborigines, and now turning to the other matter of European integration, I feel the present day british "litter laws" should be relaxed somewhat allowing people to actually place litter in the bins, and it might also be a good idea I feel too, though I am open your input on this matter, if the brits could learn to use a knife and fork, something you might have heard rumours about, where appropriate etiquette lessons could be arranged then, but anyway, I am sure that, over time, you will grow to like our swiss administration in that no doubt we will be able to offer you a far better synchronization between "your home, that labor exchange, the nearest supermarket, your pub, the lightup outside in the rain, re'entering the pub, on back to your home again" than you are getting under your present day administration, simply our methodical time and motion studies will show how "precision binge drinking" can be done more effectively, so what say you then, surrender please..."

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  2. _luckyme_

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    "Yes, to win," says the little mouse as she reads the signs. "Win the freedom to say what one feels is right. Or is winning to set humans on their right way. But what is the right way? Is there even a way out of this maze?" Standing on the crossroads the mouse looks upon the humans passing her by and take paths which leads to nowhere. For humans must run the treadmill of their lives, from birth to death a never ending hunt for more, bigger, better and never once considering the real cost burdened upon their inner most self. How many of them are truly happy in their box? How many of them would escape and roam free, released from the hold the money god has over them, if they dared to look beyond what society dictates and into the abyss within to discover the inner most self does not want for trinkets and fools gold, but needs fulfilment only the human itself can give if only ..." The little mouse smiles as she hears the chainsaw and knows the fire will blaze this night to keep her warm. "A trade was made and the money god denied."

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  3. jats

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    ...fucking hell this is the longest suicide note in history...a repost then...

    "...I like it here, but then I'll go anywhere they'll have me, and 'so and so' is there too which is a bonus where at least some one agrees with my views on the last bond film now, for you have to admit he knew his Bond, though I reckon he is still being an arsehole probably, I haven't checked yet...yes forums come and go humans, though it's always the members who make or break it as the gods are all the same, but it's always interesting making a new landing where some of you will be quoted in my reposts no doubt, elsewhere, though as usual, who is really who anywhere then..."

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  4. fleamailman

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    ("...yay, and now Jats is here too..." went the goblin, knowing that here was a forum more to his liking)

    repost from elsewhere, the goblin defending the concept of uniform persona

    the goblin's persona, which is what we are talking about here, will probably be around longer than the person who is writing this will be, for forumland has already seen to that then, where those posts elsewhere serve to extend the goblin's persona beyond himself too, and where the goblin didn't know how many forums his stuff now appeared on, no those posts were unto themselves anyway, simply his anonymity freed him from caring much beyond their creation, "...so no, individual deletions of my posts and bans towards me change nothing in the larger context of forumland here as those offending posts are ever mirrored elsewhere webbed across other forums, but let me make this even clearer to you now where I guess that you see this post as one upon a thread in your forum, where that perspective isn't wrong though to me I see it as the same type thread across a large number of forums, meaning that if someone wishes to ban or delete me they can, but erase me entirely they can't, whereas if someone wants to find me, or any these threads, that they can too, because the thread-type and persona-type remain constant and uniform throughout, in fact it's actually the forums themselves that come and go, where none of those forums of my bbs days remain today yet here the posters are still posting away like nothing has change..", in fact the goblin was thinking of it of more like agent smith in the matrix film then, of not merely being here on this forum alone, but of one's being across forumland itself, simply the thread/stage became the haunt of the personas who frequented them , agent smith could appear out of anywhere like a uniform persona could

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  5. jats

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    ...and the "little mouse" is here too, kiss kiss, squeak, squeak, what a iine-up, and on with the show then, while we still can...repost from elsewhere then...

    "...a meeting place, a shared house, a cosy little cafe to twitter and gossip, if you wish, but it's oh so much more than that these new beginnings here, for this is still a stage for all to see, a fly on the wall documentary where they will eavesdrop on our conversations and puzzle at our machinations, and so..." advises the chameleon once more "...guard that anonymity well, in order to speak freely then..." Jats chuckles at the contradictionary full inbox's and his other advice oft given that 'women talk' ringing in his ears while continuing "...and do please ignore that other gem bandied about, specially on writers sites, to write for your most intelligent reader, for one has to delight the pit and the gallery both, betwixt obfuscation and double meanings for these are dangerous times indeed, as history repeats itself, where of course we are reassured that us good citizens have nothing to worry about and it's only targeted at the extremists, paedophiles, terrorists and other such criminals of course, but what if, tired of all this bullshit, this erosion of our hard fought civil liberties ones mouth dares to be the parliament of England again, while innocently chatting about the weather, and other random stuff then, especially when one sees example after example posted on the net of this creeping towards a police state here in little England, and elsewhere, with new proposals now to stop even that expression of free speech, why if you believed them, you cant even take photographs in your own town, or film them filming you, so where then will be free..." asks Jats editing this post warm and by the fire in the little cttage by the canal "...no only forumland will be left in the end, to commentate on events not seen on the screens of ourderarmedia machine, so yes you writers, you commentators, sharpen your pens and your wit, for the stage is set to use words old and new, while of course being anonymous which you have every right to be too..."

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  6. Dejavu

    Dejavu Until the great unbanning

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    The goblins friends from the land of elsewhere were coming thick and fast now, thought Dejavu, well, fast at least! he added thinly, wondering, in light of the apparent drasticity preponderanted by our dear media, if his very thoughts were not being taken down. :-D

    I am over at Luckys livewriting thread now, wrote Dejavu, who was nonetheless here live writing the fact. I guess it is simply that I have no time to rewrite, having just enough of the time I make to write. That and my only editing is the kind where I might in the time that the forum allows me to. It's not that I want to lead any to know too soon they are too live to write, for I love reading any who really feel to write, and my being over at Luckys is certainly not excuse for not being here, for I love it, and will continue to be. Just letting you know I suppose! He concluded, not really concluding anything but his post for the moment which was as ongoing as ever.
     
  7. jats

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    ...well you have made my day already dejavu, though I'm sure I have said that before...yes flea and I go way back, and Lucky is a delight, yes we are all just "generous thieves" really, so welcome aboard now...

    "...and of course do not forget the thief..." Jats laughs taking that train of thought with him, going off to chop some wood that has been acquired along the way "... a stealer of pictures, of ideals, and ideas, reasons and rhyme, for it has all been done since the dawn of time, original, you, me, no, no, we are all just copies, for is imitation not the sincerest form of flattery, are we not all the sum of mentors gone, perhaps some remain, and to ignore lessons given free, without payment, or any gain, just sheer stupidity, a gathering of self inflicted pain, and from the bit of you that remains, comes originality then..."

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  8. _luckyme_

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    A new post then, original and not yet quite as good as the little mouse wants it to be, but one cannot have perfection, for that simply does not exist. "It must be polished to a shine in reposts ..."

    "Ah, but we are not all thieves," says the little mouse as she smiles at the chameleon. "No, some of us merely gather while spreading and sowing to eventually reek the fruits of that labour while at the same time creating new and enticing posts to make humans read and think. For to think is to exist, 'cogito ergo sum'. Right? But then again a mouse cannot be fully trusted for they steal and hide away what they have taken for later use. So better guard your words carefully for before you know it ... But in the end one has to do what one wants regardless of conventions and rules." And laughing the mouse dances away to another stage where tea is served.

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  9. Dejavu

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    Dejavu knew it would totally kill his overall buzz if he had to rob to get by. Where would be the fun of it? Where then the flights at and from ones generous noblesse?
    Lucky is a delight, you're right, said Dejavu to jats, wondering if it was her firewood he was chopping. And thankyou for the welcome, welcome aboard also, he added. Dejavu knew, deep down, far, far out of sight of the hive mind, that it wasn't what remained that made one what one was, but that one remained. Finking must be good for something, he fought.


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  10. jats

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    ...I wish, though yes, I'll fink what I like too...and we'll see then...

    "...yes but we see too, with every word written, for word's have colors don't you know, each one painting a picture whatever style, or persona used, or none at all, or three, or four, and so yes you may see us, but we see you too with whatever you bring, or not, eventually..." Jats pauses to attend to the hearing of rummaging around for food in the kitchen despite it only being a half hour since lunch, and after some negotiating the little un springs from the kitchen stool and onto Jats's back and they go outside to munch some chocolate biscuits together to wile away some of the afternoon until Jats returns alone much later to add "...and then it's 'take what you will', as usual, for some will, they always do, it's simply irresistible..." smiles Jats settling down to watch the football now

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  11. fleamailman

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    ("...nice posts, we've got all forumland to conquer still, where how long it takes doesn't matter where if one doesn't someone else will..." ventured the goblin not in passing but in permanence, adding "...btw I've remained on writersforum, where I'll play it their way for now, but my presence will be felt, moreover, my writingstyle I will not compromise to them...")

    repost from elsewhere, the troll's "last post" thread

    the goblin felt he had to explain the situation for those who had just arrived, saying "...actually, here I am helping this poor brit learn the three "R"s of trolling, namely roast it, rubbish it, and rub in salt, unfortunately his grasp of reaching anything beyond the basics of beer and boobs seems challenging now..." so the goblin just suggested that he remained grasping those two then

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  12. fleamailman

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    repost from elsewhere

    the goblin thanked the poster, saying "...I suppose it's just because you listen to me then, sometimes that's all we can give one another, just lend ears that is, it's like when I phone my father, I only say to him "I just wanted to hear your voice", and perhaps that is the best thing I can say then, and probably all that he would accept as proper, simply it's the end, that much we know, but how can someone hold up their stoic wall of acceptance in silence, whenever it is compromised by the sentimentalities and dramas of those around them, and yet when he does want to say something I'm listening, that's all, that's my role I suppose, and then it'll be someone else's turn to listen to me one day, that's how life is and how it then goes on without us..."

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  13. Dejavu

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    Now look here goblin, we're not all ears you know, Dejavu interjected. Some of us possess in part the proportions of what those who listen longest could call a conscience. Goodness knows why. If you'd lend us a hand in directing the damn thing to our better interests, then by the star of asteroth, you may even mouth off before my mother should you so choose. Dejavu was of course kidding, he didn't require anything of the goblin. He did after all trust him. The goblin was a kind of elven gludfather to Dejavu. In the absence of a minotaur, the goblin had brought something to life in the poor fool. It was quite possible that something was his foolishness. Luckily, Dejavu was heartily in favour of fooling over being fooled, and in this way had himself conquered to the hilt.
     
  14. jats

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    ...fucking writers sites, you can keep em...a repost then...

    Jats ignored the knock at the door that woke him thinking it was god botherers again until suddenly remembering that would be his mother sending everything special delivery, as usual, and so dashing down the street half dressed Jats managed to catch the postman and give a spiders crawl signature to get his money laden Christmas cards, bless her, returning slightly out of breath, blearily staring at the slot now trying to get the mind going too "...no early morning post for me this morning Flea..." wonders Jats with mock disappointment chuckling into his tea having got used to having a post to read with it over these past few weeks and getting withdrawal symptoms now "...that's the problem isn't it, with this livewriting lark, your audience expects, and once you have started it can never end, until the end, and even though an occasional day off, or even a dramatic short break can alter the pace, one has to remember to feed the slot always..." Jats pauses to throw more logs onto the morning fire "...which makes it easier to spot what works, what doesn't, let your readership tell you, a bit like stand-up I s'pose..." Jats chuckles at his stumbled upon analogy "..yes instead of locked away, or sitting on a dusty blog somewhere where it is 'just your opinion' then..." nods the chameleon marking and cataloguing in the background as always "...when all of forumland is just waiting for you and where who knows what tales could be told. And for all you writers out their struggling for characters to write about where better to find them..." chuckles Jats feeling thirsty "...just write then, for what's the worse that can happen? You become an unknown like everyone else then..."

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    ...and anyway, time for some Random Stuff I think...a repost then...

    "...yes the wolves are at the door America, quite literally and this time the invasion is coming from Canada where they are sneaking across the border, already in Washington and as far down as north California too, in time slowly creeping down to Mexico too to reclaim their territories in full, with the help of humans to restore the 'balance' of nature then..." as Jats reflects on the re-introduction here in the UK too in Scotterland that's half the size of some of these states and a far more populated wilderness "...and I think this would be all fine and dandy, a perfect natural harmony, though the humans keep forgetting about the humans who will be getting hungrier for the natural food on their doorsteps when the imports start getting too expensive and it's back to defending the homeland again in the rise and fall of empire end game that's going on now, so they will be probably be far too busy worrying about each other rather than the wolves so much when it comes to it..." muses Jats continuing his wandering around forum-land now

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    "Why worry about wolves howling at the borders of any land whether it be real or forum land," ask the little mouse when she's seen how wolves are really not the scary animals they are thought to be for even wolves have their weakness and can be made to do things without them even realising they are playing in the hands of the player they thought would be scared of them. Laughing the mouse remembers that one wolf who stood no chance and yet no doubt that one feels he has won while she knows it to be the other way around, for there are as many forums across forum land as there are stars in the sky. "Right, Goblin?" So instead of being scared the little mouse has another coffee and her breakfast.

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  17. _luckyme_

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    Only to come back and do a repost.

    The little mouse gladly joins xxxx for a dance, she might even burst out in laughter. Her mood has definitely picked up now that she's out of that domain where the reign weighed heavy on her. No more humans around, none allowed for now. It is her playground, hers and her companion. She will relish in the solitude of the vast expanse of nothing/everything that it is. It will probably stay that way and that is just the way she likes it. But first to dance with xxxx, that is even nicer than working in the garden. A wet one with lots of mud too. So, the mouse and xxxx dance and leap in the mud, until, alas humans call, they need to be fed and all need to go through the motions of daily life again. But first the little mouse needs a rest from all the dancing and sits to enjoy a nice Merlot.

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  18. fleamailman

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    repost from elsewhere

    the goblin, over his coffee once more, was trying to guess what admin was actually thinking at this point, somehow the words floated to the fore, "well, my mother always said that on forums one comes across "trolls", "regulars" and "writertypes", and for sanity sake, it's best to shot all "writertypes" on sight, I mean they do let the side down so", "...amazing telepathy..." went the voice in the background

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    "Ah, yes those types," says the little mouse glad she is a writerly type herself who's not bound (another pun for those who know) to rules which hold the narrow minded in their confinement. Their minds as shut as their eyes are closed.

    A partial repost from that other place where writers dwell.

    ... then she smiles, even now after what has been said, and tells those writers who forget to write because they are too busy emulating that same thing which they claim to despise other than writing. "Isn't this forum here to offer writers a stage to show their best, or polish their art in the way they feel it should be presented?" the little mouse smiles at xxxxxxx and says, "Like you I can't wait what happens next and am glued to this thread to see the next new thing, but can you come back with a fresh argument instead of what has been said before? Watching the same episode of Jersey Shores does gets tedious after a couple of times but those who enjoy that kind of thing keep coming back for more nonetheless."

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  20. Dejavu

    Dejavu Until the great unbanning

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    Dejavu looked his very best look of incredulity at this megalo... mouse, who seemed to be confining humans to exes! Was this something to do with cross-pollination in forumland he wondered, a writerly respect for the anonymity of the internet pushed so far as to suppress the humble pseudonym? "Avast!" he cried, trying his best to look aghast, "Partial repostings indeed! What'll they think of next!?" ;-D

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