My Top 5 Dumbest Things In Existence

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by Vanilla Gorilla, Jun 24, 2016.

  1. Moonglow181

    Moonglow181 Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    I am with George Carlin who says that golf courses and cemetaries are a waste of land.
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  2. Bilby

    Bilby Freerangertarian

    In astrology they say things that are so generalized that you will find some of it to be true. With greater scrutiny, you will find a great deal of it to be not true.
  3. NoHobo

    NoHobo Member

    1. People with cancer. What about them? Why do they think they're so special. Facebook is full of fucking ex-classmates and whomever looking for handouts on GoFundMe. Fuck that shit, you were a dickbag in school. Now you got cancer. Fuck you.

    2. Straight men who don't like sports and brag about it. "Look at me... I don't watch the SPORTSBALLS..." Fuck you. You're a pussy. Get cancer.

    3. Vanuatu. What kind of a shit name is that for a country? Global warming will take care of them folks pretty quick though when them oceans rise.

    4. Tattoos. 99.9% of them look like shit.

    5. College kids these days, and the way they misguidedly encourage racism and censorship while believing that they're actually fighting for inclusion.
  4. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    You’re right about cancer victims/survivors with the exception of childhood cancer

  5. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member


    [SIZE=10pt]Television’s Top Ten Dumbest Blondes of all-time[/SIZE]

    [SIZE=10pt]10) ‘The Golden Girls’ Betty White[/SIZE]

    [SIZE=10pt]9) Christina Applegate ‘Married with Children’[/SIZE]

    [SIZE=10pt]8) Suzanne Sommers ‘Three’s Company’[/SIZE]

    [SIZE=10pt]7) Barbara Eden ‘I Dream of Jeannie’[/SIZE]

    [SIZE=10pt]6) Melody Patterson ‘F Troop’[/SIZE]

    [SIZE=10pt]5) Angie Dickenson ‘Police Story’[/SIZE]

    [SIZE=10pt]4) Donna Douglas ‘The Beverly Hillbillies’[/SIZE]

    [SIZE=10pt]3) Sarah Purcell ‘Real People’[/SIZE]

    [SIZE=10pt]2) Lydia Cornell ‘Too Close for Comfort’[/SIZE]

    [SIZE=10pt]1) Loni Anderson ‘WKRP in Cincinnati’[/SIZE]


    GLENGLEN Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    I'm Surprised That So Far Nobody Has Ventured Forth And Mentioned The "Elephant In The Room".....

    I'm Not Brave Enough Since I Live In The Same Country, So Somebody Overseas Will Have To Step Foward......... :D

    Cheers Glen.
  7. LOLz

    Agree on the tattoos, very dumb
  8. Bud D

    Bud D Member

    That's bullshit to say that about cancer survivors.
    My mom is a breast cancer survivor, she had mastectomies & that's a big deal. It's gotta be traumatizing to go through removing body parts. Neither of my parents are going to die with all the parts they were born with. Dad lost a leg due to diabetes.

    I worry I will get all the shit both of them had. Getting older day by day too!
  9. Bilby

    Bilby Freerangertarian

    I am not into kind of this music, but you have to remember that music like any other art form, it is a case of beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
  10. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    Not all of course but a lot of cancer survivors do tend to be a bit sanctimonious.

  11. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

    credit cards
    cell phones
    clocks and watches
    fire arms
    privatization of the land
    building codes
    boarder patrols
    gratuitous conventionality.
    thoughtlessness too
    what people think they know about what they claim to worship
  12. I had a great aunt that dodged all those bullets until she was 92, then had a fall, within the space of 6 weeks she went from one that could be described as in great shape for her age, all the mental faculaties dead, bedridden for just a few weeks, that is all it took for her body to start eating her alive

    Still nasty whichever way it goes

    My mum went through breast cancer twice, mastectomies the second time, all with little to no fuss (the first time my idiot father actually freaked out like a little girl and left her for a brief period).

    I'm not sure what there is to really go on about, not much you can do except follow the process. Not like you really have much choice

    I wouldnt have any sypmathy for the crowd funders have had good jobs in their lifetime but never saved.

    I have to admit, I dont really have any sympathy for type 2 diabetics
  13. YouFreeMe

    YouFreeMe HipForums Supporter

    I have to second the decaffeinated coffee bit from the OP. What's the point of that crap?

    And the gluten free thing. It's AHmazing how many people are suddenly sensitive to gluten.

    But I think astrology is fun. And sometimes, but not often, I eat tofu.
  14. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

    Dumb things can be fun. Or tasty :p
  15. Bud D

    Bud D Member

    That sounds like my mom. She had cancer twice and the second time removed the sources. Now on diabetes, type 2 just means adult onset. Not everyone gets it from being fat. My dad was very skinny and his mom was also skinny. Both had adult onset diabetes. Dad lost a leg because he smoked combined with the diabetes. Grandma lived to be in her 80's and smoked much of her life. But like me she weighed her food, which is a must when watching sugar, calories, or anything in food
  16. tumbling.dice

    tumbling.dice Senior Member

    1. Democrats
    2. Republicans
    3. Fundamentalism
    4. Neck Tattoos
    5. The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (I should probably just say TV in general, but I really hate Jimmy Fallon).
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  17. RainyDayHype

    RainyDayHype flower power Lifetime Supporter

    1. Traffic
    2. Being sick
    3. keeping up with the kardashians
    4. slow internet
    5. selfie sticks
  18. He's one of those guys you just want to punch in the face, for no reason at all other than you hate his face
  19. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    ^ i really don't mind his face. i just hate the fact that people act like he's funny, and pay him millions of dollars for being aggressively unfunny.
  20. There are a few of those.

    I watched Central Intelligence last night, the Rock was pretty good in it actually.

    But Kevin Hart, I previously didnt mind him, but in this movie its like OMG dude, shut the fuck up. He was in high pitches motormouth mode the whole movie

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