Make a wish game..

poof, your blind and dont care anymore.




I wish some people always had my best intrests in mind.

 

Granted. SOME do. Most, unfortunately, don't.

I wish I had a million dollar idea.

 

granted sorta...you got 1 million one dollar ideas




I wish I had some flautas

 

Here you go... Some Flautas





I wish I had some Negra Modela to go with them.

 

granted. but only one.




I wish I DIDNT want a Negra Modela

 

You don't... but you really do.

I wish I didn't have heartburn.

 

pooof, now you have acid relux....



I wish my orange juice was colder

 

poof u dont but u have stomach ache all the time


i wish my sister didnt slit her wrists (sob sob)

 

godamn! So do I!

I wish I were baked... (Holy shit! I think I am!! )

 

poof... you are baked..into a pie


I wish my hair was longer

 

Granted. You're a werewolf.



I wish the government "officials" would all get amnesia and mistake the ocean for heaven...walk on, brothers, walk on...

 

Granted but now the People of Jupiter have decided to rule our world.... they are not such a nice race of folk.

I wish the world could find a peace that will last.

 

granted it has but no one can talk either


i wish i didnt have smelly burps !!!!!

 

granted, but now your farts smell twice as bad

i wish someone would have granted my other wish

 

granted but whatever ur wish was came true but gave u the opposit of wat u wanted


i wish i could own a elephant

 

Granted, but you must clean up the poopie everyday.


I wish I could out fart my husband.

 

granted but its so loud everytime u do ur roof or ur house blows off lol


i wish i had all the music in the world i wanted

 

granted,but know you lost your hearing

i wish Bush and his team of losers were shipped off into outerspace

 

Granted, but some how your luggage went with them.

I wish I was prettier

 

granted but everyone is ugly and u cant find anyone to shag ever a again


i wish i could loose weight with a click of a button