Life In The Chat Lane

DID ANYONE WEAR GREEN TODAY?

I DID ...green hoody and green hat with green irish eyes

 

i have green stripes in my shirt, and my undies are green. gah, im so lame. cant wait til the kids are asleep, i want my irish cream!

 

i dont do green

ever

 

I didn't wear green. I forgot what day it was.

 

I don't think the wolf spider is deadly, they get quite big, like hand sized and they live underground. They have a nasty bite, but I don't think it's poisonous. They also jump. I remember when I first saw a big one in Australia my daddy went to whop it with a shoe and it jumped on his hand. They have excellent camouflage and their butt has a pattern that is similar to the masking of a wolf which is where they get their name. We get them in Europe too however everything in Australia is just more scarier. And bigger. when I went and looked at it again last night I was looking right at it on the ground and I couldn't see it. I almost touched it. Then I saw it. It wasn't healthy so I squished her. Yuck.

I just got an email from my uncle and he's gotten us two mini Rex rabbits. Male brothers. so I'll fix my pen when I'm home and house them I'm excited. One is black and the other is grey. In the photos they're so cute and cuddly to one another.

We are off to Melbourne soon on the airplane. It's meant to be wet and 20°C so, not too hot, not freezing. I'm bringing a jacket and a hoodie. Just in case.

 

Had a similar call a few weeks ago. A pre-recorded message starts playing as I pick up, with an Indian guy claiming to work with the Canada Revenue Agency. He proceeds to tell me "this is a call for YOU" and "do not try to ignore this call, or the situation will unfold badly for you". He wanted either me or my attorney to call him back. He left a number, I didn't call. Obvious bullshit when there are multiple people in the house and he says it is for "you".

Apparently they often target people with foreign sounding names, who don't quite know the rules/regulations and might fall into their traps. Really scummy shit..

 

ahhhhhh i love women

nom nom nom nom nom

 

Ew not them women

I'm not into that wacky cult shit

 

We found the C18 group in Melbourne. It's a skinhead clan.

I asked one guy, sooo. Not good enough to be hammerheads hey? He thought about it. Pissed himself laughing and said how the fuck would a good looking girl like yourself know about a buncha low life's like us?

Hail from Deutschland, mate.

And what I really wanted to say was "dude by the looks of you,
My goddamn German shepherd had a better bloodline than you,
You ugly, bald headed, skin head faggot."

 

youre funny..

seems like I picked up the cold the clerk in the gun store had.
so Ive crushed a couple oxys and mixed with my cough syrup.
so damn windy the other day cut right thru you..
Im not going to work today.

 

i might smoke these bugs.. dont feel like reaching for my bag..

 

Going in a float tank tomorrow.

 

Don't Forget Your Floaties.....



Cheers Glen.

 

Interesting. Someone a few months ago recommended this to me but I have not got around to it. I am pretty happy with my 6 weekly spa package that I get here. It's an indulgence but fuck it, I work insanely hard.

 

i didnt like the float tank....i did the therapy at the hospital.......


it is snowing here....quite heavy atm with great big fluffy snowflakes.....i need this ti kickstart the maple sap

 

I thought it would clear my mind to think but instead it cleared my mind and I didn't want to think about anything.
Wondering if it will be different this time.

 

i didnt like that you are so goddamned aware of your own heartbeat in those things....i broke my back and they put me in the tank to use some muscles i couldnt put weight on yet.....i liked the therapeutic pool much better

 

i bought a gross of nails from the hardware store and at least half of them are defective...the points are on the wrong end.....so now i have to wait until i need to hammer something on the other side of the house so i can use them up....fml