Life In The Chat Lane

He doesn't eat it, he just pulls it out of the pot and tosses it on the lawn or in front of the door. This was on the lawn so I didn't see it all morning until I went outside to feed our rabbit and there it was and when I looked at it he immediately did what he's doing in that picture. Ears down and wouldn't even look at me. So there's no way I believe he didn't know what he was doing, I didn't have to say anything, his body language gave it away very quickly.

I've closed the door now and the sheet curtain so he can't even see us inside. I know it's silly, but it makes me so angry I don't even want to look at him.

 

Its not silly. I do know how it has Tore Me Up when the last dog I had before Jack - Smokey (whom I loved much), seemed to chew up Every nice pair of heels I would get. She wasn't interested in crap shoes or even leather belts that I didn't wear. Let me leave a heel I Really Liked within standing up distance and she could stand up on 2 legs and use that snout and that shoe was her's.

I also remember putting her in a room where she couldn't see me, and she about worried everybody to death. lol

Still, though...I'm sure he's sorry. He looks very sorry and pitiful.

What is the Missus saying?

 

Not much goes on there, or in Martinsville. Time has left that whole area in the dust. When those people want to have a good time or buy something other than basic supplies, they drive to Roanoke or Greensboro.

 

Martinsville at least has two good weekends a year.

 

I don't think he's sorry. He only looks sorry because he knows I won't let him inside now and the miss is in the bath and she doesn't know yet but she won't be happy either lol. She's much lenient other other areas, but not with digging or destroying the bonsai. Like he leaves all else alone like your shoes, but not a bonsai. If he really wants to grab attention he can jump on the pool table and I guarantee you he'll be getting a fistful of attention.

 

She's not happy at all. "what a Jerk. Why? Does he think it's food? What's the fascination??"

 

Oh my...maybe you could get some crappy fake bonsai for him to toss about...then after he does his thing, just put them back in the pot?

or not...I'd hate to encourage him; but IF he maybe thought he had his own plant to throw around???

He's just so lovable...I want to hug him right now.

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Has he ever jumped up on the pool table?

 

^^^^^ BBAD that is AWFUL and funny as hell

:rofl:

I've also never had a dog that did that, which is why I'm laughing.

Its probably not funny if you've had do deal with it.

 

Lol no he's never jumped on the pool table, BUT, he does know there's balls up there because I put them away when I am finished plus all my pockets have unraveled now so the balls went everywhere and I've had to tie them back up. So he knows something is up there but he kinda ignores me the moment I grab my cue case. He knows when I have that, I show him no attention until I am done plus I don't like him running around when I'm trying to practice. Always gotta frown at the miss when she starts throwing balls to him. -.-

The fake plants are actually a really good idea, I have fake fish plants I could use that would be perfect.

Thanks heaps!

 

I knew you were going to say that.

 

Don't you think it's cool though, that someone like me across the globe could hold such an interest in this type of thing based on nothing but music, really? and sport? I think it's really cool, something close to you guys has really taken shape and a big part of my life.

 

Lynn, Laura says that's an awesome idea.

 

i think its cool......

did a mod delete all those dumb posts in the photo thread......?

 

but it is so true, cause you cant tell if its female or male with shit, of this become.


damn Lynn I moved, IM OUT, took 5 fucking years. I left the house and am in a small apartment, SMALL, with a loft for 2 months. I move my stuff to shit and eat, but its a great little place. Deja is happy, we are staying warm, and yes, I still tell people to suck my dick if they want anything negative to say. That is free of charge. Just come happy like mc donaLDS.
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So I been going through everything I own and been getting rid of a lot of stuff. If I can't pack it, I sell it.

Meanwhile the rest of the dogs I know are still doing the same thing. Working hard, either smoke weed, drinking beer, or telling you bitches to fuck off.


I am out of weed, for a few hours.

 

Well guys,
I made trip into München this afternoon and then to the pub with my new team. I didn't know them at all, only a photo I was sent on Facebook. So I recognized one guy and we met and talked and played a warm up game. I was getting flogged, then I almost won it. I thought okay then I've just held my own. I lost the next two warm up but admittedly I wasn't paying too much attention I was meeting the team. Then I played my best game ever. Then they said I'd sit out first round and whoever loses I'll sub in for. So cool.

My first game I played some really stupid shots early and fell behind by a mile. I came back and missed out on winning by about a quarter of an inch. But devastating. Then my next game, I had to call a few rules is just learned and I won easy! High fives. That win actually helped the team win the night 13-11. I lost my last game after controlling it in the beginning but I find that now in comp 8 ball, that there's so much strategy than playing pub people. So I was being snookered a lot. And there's some funky rules like on a foul snooker, I'm actually allowed to hit or pot an opponents ball if I think it'll disadvantage their position and then I still get my second shot on my own ball. I called ball in hand behind the balk on my foul snooker, then they told me this other way and I was stunned.

And so the gfs were there and we met them and then they said next week we can stay in their guest room because I shouldn't have to pay for a hotel once a week just to play pool. So that was nice. It was an awesome night. We just got into the hotel now.

They said to me "there you go, and you said you couldn't compete in 2nd league". I feel awesome.

 

Nice hotel, but we overlooked something... The fact we don't sleep at night? So we are wide awake watching TV. What a waste lol. I think next week we'll just catch the red eye bus back home. I'm half tempted to bail the hotel and do that they leave every hour or so..

 

Always a LOL when someone with no friends, no prospects and no future and a problem with alcohol decides to talk trash on my life.

Pucker up, princess. Get busy livin' or get busy dying. Stop wasting your time on an attempt to belittle my life, look after your own.

 

lol princess

 

how do I end my diabetes.