Life In The Chat Lane

Holy-dooley ACV burns the guts big time, I just took a big swig, a huge one, jumbo size! And now.. my tummy feels like it's being shrunk into a black hole.

 

codeine isnt very nice on the belly either..

 

I feel like I'm fighting fire with fire for sure. If I didn't have tummy cramps before, I certainly do now after the vinegar. =\

 

codeine freezes up your colon so it doesnt tell you to go poop


classic opiate junkie life is managing your constipation.......

 

That's why he gave it to me, as I said you know, tummy probs.. toilet several time..

 

if I ever have the quid 1/2 imodium works quick.. usually let the quids pass on their own, unless they become bothersome. I probably have some 10yr imodium cause I hardly ever use that shit.. If Ive some quid a night after drinking some garbage beers, and eating trash I dont worry about it..

 

I can't hear of Codine without picturing the drink.

 

I must start cleaning up this house and the outside too...starting ASAP.

Brother and BIL come at the end of April. (They stay 10 days.) I know that sounds like I have plenty of time but I don't...there is a LOT to do here inside and and a LOT of ground to cover outside.

That isn't counting I've still got one wall to clean everything away from on the porch, and I have to come up with some kind of "little house" or nesting area for Princess to have her kitties.

I just thought I'd throw that in. The last few days I've been sort of tearing up more than straightening up looking for a certain pair of jeans and the house keys. I found the keys, at long long last. Never did come across the jeans.

Sometimes I think this house messes itself up when we sleep.

 

Lynn is our resident crazy cat lady they seek her out.

 

Make sure you aren't wearing them.

I remember Lynn, a long time ago, I was looking for a matchbox car and I looked and I looked and I looked. And I had no idea where it could be, though I just had it. And all that time I was holding it in my hand. Lol.

 

When life gives you lemons, you paint that shit gold

 

And make lemonade.

 

mmm sweet lemonade

http://www.shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com/

 

Several years back (when I was toking like a chimney ) it was time for me to go to work (cook at a diner) and I was frantically looking for my keys. EVERYWHERE I looked. Then I looked EVERYWHERE twice!!!

I was in tears, finally...knowing I HAD to go right then!

The dang keys were in my stupid hand. :dizzy2:

 

My best friend compares me getting all uptight and tore up about the house when the Cali boys come to putting lipstick on a pig.

It isn't as bad as a pig sty! I've told her but she says that isn't the point...the point is even without the lipstick, a pig is still a pig.

So, I might not even put lipstick on the pig this year.

But I probably will...I'll at least put some lip gloss on her lips.

For Princess anyway, I'll finish fixing up the porch, with Mama jabbering the whole time. lol

 

and that would be a perfect place to find a pig wearing some lipstick

 

one time i lost my penis and looked everywhere and the whole time it was in my hand

 

some reason i cant get a big pic off my email???????????

 

I keep a little bell on mine so that does not happen.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaEC-lWSlmI