I'm Frustrated.....

I just thought of something - what is ft he is on some type of antidepressant that has a side effect that makes a person sweat excessively?

If this is the case, then I'll feel like a real asshole............

 

Sweating excessively shouldn't make the hallway stink. Nor should the smell become so strong it penetrates your wall.

 

Turkish men, women and children seem clean enough indeed but it remains curious that they all have a moustache

 

What does the smell actually smell like?

I didnt bother reading that gynormous first post

 

Like stink. Like spicy, dirty, stinky man. Like spicy, dirty, stinky man that hasn't washed his clothes or opened a fucking window in 6 months.

BUT the smell is intermittent. Yesterday, the hallway didn't stink one bit.

It's weird.

 

Now it kind of sounds like you want him

 

No. Just no.

The hallway fucking REEKS right now. I am SO ANNOYED. How hard is it to take your dirty clothes down to the quarter wash and do a load or two of laundry? HOW HARD IS IT?

How hard is it to go to the market and buy some fucking AXE for $4.00?

Oh my god it is going to be a long summer.

On a positive note, I'll be taking the stairs up to the 9th floor more often than not, as there is no way I am riding the elevator with him.

 

It's strange you say it's intermittent though.

How can it be like BO and be intermittent, either he doesn't wash for days or he does.

You sure it's not dead bodies you are smelling? He's a serial killer and every time he gets himself a new trophy he cooks up a mean curry to hide the smell.

 

Is that you? You've put on weight......And a whole lot of bronzing powder


I'm kidding of course, I know who that is, I know that's Bruce Jenner

 

It IS strange how it is intermittent...it is really bizarre. Yesterday, the hallway didn't stink at all. Today, it fucking reeks.

I don't know what a dead body smells like, but I am sure it smells better than the fucking hallway does today.

 

Dude, I literally just laughed out loud and spat on my fucking computer screen when I read this.

 

Throw him in it, and see if he smells better after he gets out... if he can swim.

He's baaaaaaaack!

 

It's asshat, isn't it...

 

Is Atsi around these days, or did he get banned again? He actually might have some good advice on how to resolve this issue.

 

To some people it'll always be Constantinople I suppose.

 

Istanbul is actually on my list of places to travel to in the next few years.

 

^
Best city trip I went on. Definitely recommended!

Or Byzantium

It sounds like you have given up without even trying to speak to him. I thought you guys had nice neighboury chats before? Why avoid asking him to solve this matter in person exactly? Its better to throw up in your mouth in your own hallway the whole summer?

 

I'm a chicken shit. I hate conflict. I hate awkward situations. I suppose I could man up and just bring it up next time I see him. I can do it in a kind way, of course, It just sucks that I have to be the one to do that. He is a grown man, I am not his fucking mother. It really sucks that I have to tell a grown ass man to take a shower and wash his clothes and wash his sheets.

I think part of the problem is, he hasn't washed his bed sheets in a few years. Since the last time his parents visited, I am going to assume. Which was two summers ago.

 

At first i thought maybe this person uses alot of garlic and other herbs and spices alot not pleasing to the nose...but from what you say, it is filth......so i do not know what i would do in a situation like this..probably suffer.........to avoid and neighbor wars.......or buy a close pin....lol