I want to commit a crime in Norway and get caught on purpose

So I can go to one of their luxury prisons. They have horseback riding, tennis courts and saunas.

 

Old people in Japan are committing crimes and getting caught on purpose so they can go to prison where there is food and healthcare.

 

Homeless in the US do this too

 

They also have rock climbing.

 

I wonder how many repeat offenders Norway has

 

They actually send some prisoners to the Netherlands because we apparently have more room. I took notice of a background news item: they have it quite good here too. Some were sad they had to return to Norway for the rest of their prison time once facilities were open to receive them there. But if you're right maybe they don't have to be sad

Unless of course they hate things like rockclimbing and its obligatory

 

I wonder what you could have there that is better than rock climbing, tennis courts and saunas. Maybe hot tubs and room service.

I just have to figure out how to get to where you are and then how to commit a crime and get caught.

 

One of the main perks in that item i saw appreciated by the prisoners was the view on the countryside and the amount of shared (but useful) activities outside next to that countryside. Chores and such, but rather informal and it felt a bit like being out in the open (as opposed to a courtyard with walls).

 

I don't want to do chores. In Norway they won't make me do chores.

Now I just have to decide what crime to commit.

 

Ok, so do it. If it really is that desirable, then go for it.

 

The crime part is easy. Just call the police and when they arrive, walk casually over to their car and put a brick through the rear window. You get arrested and the police get an extra tea break while the garage are swapping their patrol car.
This happens quite frequently here in London during freezing weather when homeless people are cold and hungry.

 

True but all they get is 3 meals and a cot, along with some unwanted attention in the showers

 

I teach yoga at a rock climbing gym that has a sauna and gives me restaurant gift cards once a month. So fortunately I do not have to go to Norway and commit a crime to go to prison. And neither do homeless people in the US if they would do something to help themselves. God bless america

 

In the US the police have coffee and a doughnut. I don't know about Norway.

 

Where I live if you get arrested you go to Ryker's Island. I had a neighbor who was killed there when he was picked up for violating a restraining order. I would prefer Norway's luxury prisons.

 

Due to healthier diets, it's possible that there is less farting in Norwegian yoga classes. Also, the one guy who farts the absolute most in my yoga class wouldn't be anywhere near me in a Norwegian prison because he is probably too gassy to be able to go thru with committing a crime and getting caught.

 

Well you did say he had a restraining order against him and a jail is the last place on earth you want to have anger issues.
Unless you’re 6’5’ 275 lbs and mean as a snake

 

Lol.

 

US police also have guns.!!!!! I would not fancy the idea of walking up to one of their cars and putting a brick through the window. LOL