i smacked a banana because im retarded.

Discussion in 'Pure Bull' started by i_was_in_shroom_land, Nov 23, 2011.

  1. noela

    noela Member

    I sang to a homeless guy because I was high. :)
  2. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

    I choked on a gangster because I'm hot and I do what I want
  3. I smacked a weirdo because that's what I do.
  4. Orison

    Orison my dog is full of stars Staff Member Super Moderator

    I sang to my friend cause thats how I roll..
  5. I hugged a sock because i got high.

  6. funktastic

    funktastic Senior Member

    i smacked my dog because thats how i roll ...
  7. RainyDayHype

    RainyDayHype flower power Lifetime Supporter

    I hugged ur mom because I hate myself.
  8. CrazedTao

    CrazedTao Member

    I kissed my dad, because that's how I roll, nugga
  9. mkay01

    mkay01 Member

    i ate a gangster because i was high,

  10. crankyirishgirl

    crankyirishgirl Fuck You

    I shot an ipod because i was drunk
  11. Carlid

    Carlid Banned

    I killed a communist because I was Ronald Reagan.
  12. I kissed a Mexican because I was high. Pssh, I could have told you that without the chart thing. ha.
  13. oreon walker

    oreon walker Member

    i shot a homeless guy cause that's what i do


    GLENGLEN Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    I Smacked A Banana Because I Was Horny...[​IMG].

    Cheers Glen.
  15. I kissed a gangster cuz that's what I do
  16. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

    I dated a female bodybuilder because she smacked me.
  17. HeadFullDMT

    HeadFullDMT Member

    "i kissed a psychiatrist because i was high"
    and i fuc*ed her really good :D
  18. stonedhearted

    stonedhearted Member

    I danced with a policeman because that's what i do.
  19. Monkey Boy

    Monkey Boy Senior Member

    I sang to the computer, because I'm hot and do what I want.
  20. funktastic

    funktastic Senior Member

    i smacked my dog because thats how i roll

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