I Heard Taylor Swift Could Not Get Married Or Have Children

Discussion in 'People' started by nanettetron, Mar 21, 2015.

  1. Ashalicious

    Ashalicious Senior Member

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    Get off da internets and come meet me for a boozy coffee and a joint ;)
     
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  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i understand being unable to have children, but i just can't figure out "can't get married."

    seriously, i can't even think of a joke scenario where someone would be physically incapable of this simple legal procedure. all i can think of is if she is considered legally incompetent, or dead.
     
  3. relaxxx

    relaxxx Senior Member

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    Yeah, if she's not knocked up and tattooed with an ass the size of Texas by now...
    There's something definitely wrong with her.
     
  4. soulcompromise

    soulcompromise Member HipForums Supporter

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    Isn't she marrying Calvin Harris?
     
  5. Marshall Kohl

    Marshall Kohl Members

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    Rumors, rumors
    All succesful women prefer not to become a mother being too young, as a rule
     
  6. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Lol. Never read so much bullshit in my life.
    But man that song all over radio every 10 minutes does my head in. That's been a huge disappointment for me in the states, the radio. I've now been all over the world and every radio station is the same. Same 10 songs on rotation, but her one about standing in the sunset... That's every 15 minutes.
     
  7. Mattekat

    Mattekat Ice Queen of The North

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    I have to say.... compared to all the other horrible crap on the radio now Taylor Swift is pretty good. I'm not saying I'm a fan, she's just the lesser of 2 evils.
     
  8. Curses are real. I myself am cursed.
     
  9. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    I'm sorry. It was a reflex.
     
  10. I'm sure it was. Like I say, I'm cursed.
     
  11. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    If she were to get married or have children, I am not sure where her lyrics would come from then.

    I am sure though that many of her former dates would be happy to have no songs written about them. :)
     
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  12. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    "i want to put you up for adoption"

    "my kids got emancipated and i don't want them back"
     
  13. SMcDaniel001

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    I don't care if she produces kids, but I'd be glad to try to breed her to see if the seed takes. And granted, I'd do this dozens of times if need be to try to get it right.
     
  14. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    :yikes: Just when you think it can not get worse...........it does. :)
     
  15. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    This is because she's actually an illuminati clone of Zeena Lavey lol xD

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