How Do You Make Your Own Thread?

This recipe caused my computer to catch fire.

wtf is a thread??

 

Because you used a hotkey

 

how I make post ??

 

Easy...


It's a piece of wood about 5 feet long and 6 inches around.

 

but my wood not big.. small, very small wood.

 

Then just make a stick.

 

What is it going on? This thread no sense to make. It's all so easy. Just ask admin by pm any and all questions.

 

you start by chopping down a small tree. or buy a steel one from sears.

 

What's a thread? Can someone explain to me?

 

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/thread

 

fibers entangled in such a way as to form a long continuous strand of themselves.

 

A place where people meet to talk about a particular subject.

Now maybe you or someone can answer me this question: How do I seriously ask or answer a question made as a joke, without letting on that I know it's a joke?

Also, how do I drag a joke on longer than it can possibly even be considered humorous?

Basically, I'd also like to know how I can bore one with repetative irony, the kind that gets rather grating over time?

These questions really weigh on me, please answer.

(One more; how do I push a rather dull joke so far that one simply wants to throw his computer at a wall?)

 

Joke? What joke? Did I miss a joke somewhere? Also, I don't know how to spell the word 'joke', can someone help?

 

How do I make sex poll about edging masturbation to cum shot all over ones own face?

 

It's easier to go to a hardware place and buy screws that already have the thread cut. Same for bolts.

 

What kind of sex poll, caucasian, african, asian? Perhaps something more specific like Peter North, Ron Jeremy or Shane Diesel? And as for cumming on ones own face i recommend wanking yourself with your feet above your head, can't miss with gravity on your side. Solution #2: hella kegels maaaaan.

 

as for draging a joke on longer ...
just keep watching this space