Holy Chit Chatman

The 3 things in this world that smell best to me are: good weed, coffee brewing, bacon cooking

Tonight there was this small group (4) of young men that smelled LOUD with my 1st favorite smell. They smelled so LOUD I smelled them well before they got up there to make their order. :smokeit: I told the 1st one that ordered, after he finished his order "You sure do have some good smelling perfume there." He about fell out, then asked me to repeat myself, which of course I did. lol They all first snickered, then they were

He said "Oh NO... It's these others..." I laughed and said "Oh, I understand. Its always the others".

He grins, and says "Oh yeah"...they all had eyes that looked like - ^ - (^ being your nose) lol

After that, the others about couldn't get their shyt together enough to make their order. lol

If they had stayed there a little longer, I thought I might get a contact high.

 

Got some Honduran Mahogany at the ReStore yesterday, stuff you can't legally buy anymore.


One of the boards is about 1 inch thick, 11" wide and 40" long.... Weighs 28 pounds. :yikes: Heaviest piece of Mahogany I've ever seen... Guy must of wasted a set of planer blades trying to machine it and then just gave up...



I just had to have it for some odd reason.

 

We had some rain in the middle of the night while I slept ZZzzzzz

 

Great halloween this year.

Saw two kids, one in an awesome tigger costume from winnie-the-pooh. The other kid was tiny, maybe 7 years old or so? He was in the coolest darth vader costume I've seen in a long time... he was so small lol... I just chilled with my dog alone last night.. was nice..

Wake up to November and its the foggiest day of the year.

 

We had snow....


Wood furnace has been fired up... First of the season.

 

I have to move some furniture but I feel to lazy again. and there is this old headboard some idiot screwed to the wall , I need to move that , but I do kinda like it cause it has mirrors, but the other furniture wont fit if thats there. then another shit ton of furniture that needs to go out to the trash. I could use a 48foot trailer dumpster. I should just burn it all nice bonfire. figure a couch, loveseat, twin bed/box, queen bed with 2boxes.. thats a pretty big fire pile.

 

a cousin came over with his son...the kid had an awesome ninja turtle outfit you would have loved it

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZPl6KuI9EE

 

I got to catch up with my little brother at the funeral last weekend.

Him and a buddy found two of the turtle costumes at a random store. They were fat suits, kinda like the fat sumo-wrestler but a turtle. Shell helmet thing and all. Really cool, I've never seen one like that before.

Though knowing my bro he went to a party and did what I would do at his age.. but i bet he was hot as hell in that thing if he was inside most of the time...lol.. he lives at 9,200 elevation and wears layers of clothes in general... hope he dressed right wearing the suit.. can see it now. He hitting on a girl with a beer and spliff in hand sweating uncomfortably lol...

 

when i moved into this place it looked like a abandoned place with all kinds of random shit, vacuumed for the first time and you could see the color change on the floor from the dirt... like the commercial haha... i started throwing shit outta the house at the burn pit... it was july so i had to wait..

Later a roommate moved in and used a single bed mattress... and he got weird bumps on his legs. Next roommate she got weird bumps on her back. So we found something for her to use and took the bed outside, got the burn pit going. We burned 80% of the house things in here and the bed was the last thing.. neighbors might think we weird... but we pretty sure the bed was bugged..

 

39 degrees out... 75 degrees in.

 

Carbs I will kill you.

 

During a backfire a carb could burn you pretty bad.

 

shooting quick start can too....when the valve covers blow off

 

Never blew the valve covers off anything... Blew the head off a Briggs mini bike engine.... That hurt.



Also blew the whole bottom end out of a 400 Pontiac. Hurt in a different way.

 

rain looks like it wants to freeze.

 

Gonna get down into the 20's tonight... Everything's gonna freeze.

 

i blew the engine out a chevy cavalier twice. what a piece of shit car that was. electrical problems, windows off track. car give me bad credit rating cause I never paid for it. I just left it on the side the road and told them maybe where it was.. lol credit rating.

 

Cadavlier

 

need a freeze before we can have an official indian summer.. but id rather just have a summer. miss those cicadas already and crickets.