Sorry it's a bit of a crude idea for a topic, but I had a mate who always pissed himself when blootered & didn't even have the decency to apologise for it. To the point where I had to say "You're no longer welcome in my flat", You may think I'm a bastard, but honest to god, some prick pissing himself in your gaffe? Would you have it? Don't reckon. Anyway, I've done the "midnight fireman" a few times, where I'm drunk to the point of being comatose and attempted a piss in the wardrobe in the bedroom, thinking it was the toilet. And I must admit, I've tried on occasion, to sneak out a bit of a fart, and - Oh Christ - There can be surprises. This seems to happen mainly after a night of Guinness, speed & no food. Anyway, tell me about your disgraces. Sharing's caring & all that.