Ever pissed/Shat yourself when drunk?

Discussion in 'Beverages' started by The Chinaman, Apr 10, 2011.

  1. The Chinaman

    The Chinaman Member

    Sorry it's a bit of a crude idea for a topic, but I had a mate who always pissed himself when blootered & didn't even have the decency to apologise for it. To the point where I had to say "You're no longer welcome in my flat", You may think I'm a bastard, but honest to god, some prick pissing himself in your gaffe? Would you have it? Don't reckon.

    Anyway, I've done the "midnight fireman" a few times, where I'm drunk to the point of being comatose and attempted a piss in the wardrobe in the bedroom, thinking it was the toilet.

    And I must admit, I've tried on occasion, to sneak out a bit of a fart, and - Oh Christ - There can be surprises. This seems to happen mainly after a night of Guinness, speed & no food.

    Anyway, tell me about your disgraces. Sharing's caring & all that.
  2. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

    kind of. i was pretty drunk and very tired so i sat down to piss (no i dont have a vagina) and almost fell asleep while pissing and i looked down and theres a huge fucking puddle of piss on the floor and on my leg and feet
  3. blackcat666

    blackcat666 Senior Member

    everyone has done that at lest once in their lifetime... it is like a right of passage in growing up.

    one time when i was 18, i came home shitfaced drunk and passed out on the sofa.
    during the night, i pissed my pants and puked my guts out all over myself and the sofa.
    that afternoon when i woke up i had the motherfucker of all hangovers.
    i cleaned my vomit up off the floor and sofa; i could not do anything about my piss that soaked into the sofa.
    at that time i had a 3 legged tomcat, that went around pissing on any and everything.
    everyone thought he had been the one to ruin the sofa.

    it is hard to belive now, that i was once that young and stupid.
  4. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

    I can honestly say I have never shit or pissed my pants. I did have a friend, however, that puked and shit his pants at the same time. We called him pukey deuce forever...it was hilarious
  5. tricknologist

    tricknologist menace to sobriety

    I've done my fair share of puking, but I've never pissed or shit myself.

  6. knotdirty

    knotdirty Over the Rainbow

    Nope. This thread is pretty funny though.

    My brother always slams back shots until he either pukes or pisses himself, and then passes out, leaving his fellow drinkers to change him and put him to bed. :p usually he stays awake long enough to change his own pants though.

    My husband pissed in his stepson's shoes one time...they had the misfortune to be laying at the bottom of the closet that he thought was a toilet. His ex wife made him buy a new pair. :p
  7. The Chinaman

    The Chinaman Member

    I heard soldiers used to break in their boots by pissing in them.
  8. beatlebug

    beatlebug Member

  9. Aesthete

    Aesthete Member

    This is one thing I've never done. I've passed out, blacked out, thrown up in my sleep, but I haven't pissed myself or shit myself.

    IANABIAP Member

    A little pee leaked out once when I was drunk.
  11. the question is something like.......'have you ever gotten so drunk you shit your pants?'.........if you answer no, then you have never really been drunk....trouble with me , i've shit my self many times and wasn't drunk. i've farted and shitted, coughed and shit too. i blame it on my adolescent drug use. never happened to me when when i was young
  12. tuesdaystar

    tuesdaystar Interneter

    never shat myself. peed my pants a bunch of times, especially while unlocking my apt bldg door in the winter when I came home loaded. Once I peed while sleeping after passing out wasted, my poor boyfriend was stuffing towels under me and in my crotch while I lay unconcious peeing in OUR bed. LOL good times
  13. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Waddayagonnado Staff Member Lifetime Supporter Super Moderator

  14. Misterman

    Misterman Member

    The first time i ever got drunk at 14, got so drunk i couldnt move and pissed myself, when i was eighteen got drunk passed out woke up the next morning to piss on the kitchen floor, dont really remember doing it and finally like 3 months ago woke up naked in bed, id pissed my pants but no piss in my bed or anywhere else in the house so must have not been alot.
  15. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    Pissed in the clean laundry once. Wasn't an opinion.
  16. Me & Harpua

    Me & Harpua Guest

    One time. It wasn't on myself so much as it was in my friend's garbage can. I was really drunk and passed out in one of her guest bedrooms, and tried to find the bathroom in the dark when I was too drunk to function.
  17. I went to a beerfest...on the way out of the casino parking lot I had the equiv of 27ish beers...I shit all over my bike lock and light...wiped my ass with the brochure...attempted to ride my bike home 10 times ate shit each time (probably literally...blacked out when I got downtown...woke up to my neck in piss...with my hand and under my pillow covered in shit...I was riding solo that night hahaha...for a while I had a drunk shitting in public epidemic...always had an extra pair of socks...shat on campus back when I was an undergrad...on random peoples side yards and so on...hahah Ima dick...all about the pregame poop

    GLENGLEN Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    Never Been So Drunk I Pooped, There Have Been A Few Times However When

    I Pulled Down The Front Of My Trackie Dacks And Then Drenched Them, Not Because

    I Was So Drunk I Didn't Know What I Was Doing, More Likely It Was Cold And My Best

    Friend Was Not As Long As I Originally Thought...[​IMG].

    Cheers Glen.
  19. p0ly

    p0ly Senior Member


    though once in france in my grandparents house i drank so much i blacked out, apparently i walked into my grandparents room in the night went in the cupboard and got my dick out to piss, my gdad directed me towards the toilet where i seemed to just stand and do nothing. i then went downstairs and pissed all over a table where the tv sits on.

    don't remember it and never ever done anything like that.... mad.
  20. wetpantsmike

    wetpantsmike New Member

    Yup - many times. Mostly pissed, but sometimes shat.

    More often when sober though, and always on purpose. I've wet myself on trains, in the car, on station benches, in hotel corridors and lifts, in and outside pubs, at theme parks, and when simply walking along the street.

    Great fun.

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