These are very graphic, yes I know. But I have an odd sense of humour. *What's funnier than a dead baby? ...A pile of dead babies *What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? ...A pile of dead babies with a live one on the bottom *What's funnier than that? ...When the live baby eats it's way out. *What's even funnier? ...The baby goes back for seconds.
I can't see why this thread didn't take off. I love me a dead baby joke. What's black and white and red all over? Dead baby in a garbage bag in the corner. What's black and white and green all over? Same baby a week later. How do you get a dead baby out of the blender? Tostitos. So terrible.
I'm so happy every time this thread pops up in my notifications, lol. I know I'm about to smile and groan and curl my toes every time. Love it.
What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a tree? One dead baby in ten trees. What do you get when you skin two babies? The softest slippers you've ever had.