Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Did You ?

Why am I now answering a question with a question ?

 

Because it woulda seemed kinda weird to answer it with a peroration


Why does it take time to make instant coffee?

 

Because the beans to make the instant coffee. Still come on santas sleigh..

Why do cows not argue about giving us their milk?

 

They do. It's just we don't understand what they're saying cos they don't talk English (see answer to previous question about cows saying moo ...)


Does every question have to have an answer?

 

Defo not! That wouldnt be such fun..

Do you ever walk on pavement cracks?

 

Course I do ... although only when I'm not wearing high heels.


How many pairs of shoes you got?

 

Shoes...two, sandals, lots, boots, three...i hate my feet covered!

Do you colour co ordinate your underwear, always, sometimes, dont care about it?

 

Mine are all black dont wear a bra ( didnt say I dont need one )

what day is it two days from next Friday

 

Ask me again in a week's time.

How many tines should a fork have?

 

4

Who owns the north pole?

 

The Poles, obviously.

(They own the South one, too)


Why do birds of a feather flock together?

 

birds are different sizes so if birds with pigeon feathers mixed with birds with eagle feathers then the birds with pigeon feathers would never eat.

there was a local band called age 9 that i went to high school with....what does the name mean?

 

Band age 9 -- bandage nein. They don't want bandages.

Is it uncouth to scratch ones bum in public?

 

not if you use your own hand

why cant you dry water like you can paint

 

The same reason that you can't dry water like you can ride a bike.

Are ketchup and catsup the same thing?

 

Only in a dyslexic's exercise book.


Why do Cambridge only ever win the boat race if I'm not watching?

 

how do you know if you were not watching

why is something always in the last place you look for it

 

I know because they publish the result in the papers on Monday. Duh!


It isn't ... there's plenty more places you would have looked if it hadn't been there. It's in the last one you looked in before you stopped looking because once you look in the place it's in you stop looking. It would be silly to keep looking once you'd found it, right?


Why isn't it possible to lick your own elbow?

 

Because we start from the wrong end.

Why do most people match their socks?

Edit: I'm too slow on my phone (or BB is too fast), I'm on wrong question.

 

I thought in this thread i was SUPPOSED to give stupid answers

Because its more fun to lick your own knees

why are worms called earth worms but moles are just called moles ?