Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Rabbit droppings

What is a pooshoo

 

A crap shoe shop

Whats the meaning of life

 

Who says it's got a meaning?


What's fair about just having ice?

 

who said its fair

why do people keep answering one question with another ?

 

They don't. It just looks that way sometimes.


Why can't Americans spell?

 

they can but only in American

why do photographers ask you to say cheese ?

 

Because cheese is nicer on the lips than orange!

Why do baby hippos not talk

 

They havnt watched sesame street yet.

What are the words to that song?

 

Ermmm hippo me, hippo you, want to see him in a tree?

Do cows really say 'Moooo' ?

 

No they are telling other cows to Mooove

why cant you have gravy on your cornflakes

 

I dont think cows know how to talk.

Who are the champions?

 

Queen

Why

 

All the kids with cf

What sport can you just not do without?

 

Synchronized Swimming

Where do fly's go in the winter

 

With the maggots on holiday..

Why dont you fall asleep standing up?

 

How did you know i dont

What is the color of milk but isnt milk?

 

milk soup

why is ice cold to touch ?

 

Cos it likes to shock you

Ever seen a bunny hop?

 

Only when their shot

Why is my computer slow as fuck today

 

Its legs are tired

Why did i edit this post?