Alternative Terms For Vagina

i think it was a popular name in the US several generations ago. like, i think i used to hear it as an old lady name on old reruns of black and white sitcoms and stuff like that.

 

Yeah, a lot of women (and men even) don't like using or hearing the '****' word.

Kind of silly, but... Hot Pocket.

"Tickle your bean" ?

"Would the misses like her bean tickled?"

"Care for a bean tickling?"

(Okay I'll stop.) heh

 

I was with a girl that called it her na na. I think walnut would work.

 

Meat curtains.

 

Lady cave

 

I call it "venus fly trap"

 

That's what our son called Jane's boobs LOL.

 

Pussy is still the best one, due to its double meaning.
Some years ago, Jane had a guy emailing her begging for a 'pussy picture'. She strung him along for weeks, making him tell her how he would treat it and making him sound like a complete fool.
Finally she gave in and needless to say, sent him a picture of our cat asleep on the bed. Her final message read, "be very gentle when you stroke me, or I will claw your junk to shreds".
He never even bothered to reply and thank her for the picture. Strange that. LMAO.

 

Most of them are disgusting.

 

Yeah, vaginas are gross.

 

No. Vaginas are wonderful.

It's the names for them that are disgusting.

 

Pink flower

As I give her oral, I tell her "I love the juices coming out of your pink flower"

She likes it. She told me.

 

I know just jokes

 

Taco

 

Then whenever you want fun time you can just ring a bell & if she asks what the bell is for you can just say you're ordering out for taco bell

 

Listening to Pink Floyd
I got idea of Pink Flower

 

My brother uses the term "muff" and it makes me laugh everyu time

 

Tuppence
Todger tunnel
Lady Garden
Foo!
Beaver
Gash
Snatch
Flange

 

Growler!!!! (in reference to a particularly hairy one).

 

Fish Taco Furburger hair pie lovin' oven pound the mound kiss my other lips

 

Just finished an episode of That 70s Show where eric vandalized all the signs at an out of business muffler shop to read muff instead. So stuff like don't forget to replace that old muff, get rid of that loud muff, etc