Just FYI... Trainhopping will eventually cause permanent limb loss or death.
Today I hand washed my cum rags, which are basically old t-shirts. I did not have any soap, so I don't think that I managed to get all the cum...
Did you grow up on an Amish commune or something?
I did read about people wondering into private residences and backyards. In a state like Florida or Texas, that would be a justifiable shooting....
I wish I was circumcised so that so much smegma does not gather around the tip of my phallus during prolonged showerless times. I would get a...
I'm too old for this shit, but I've had at least three idiots almost bump into me today while staring at their phones with an extra dumb look...
This link is a pretty good source. http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+to+bring+to+claim+lottery+prize
Did it come out looking as good as this? [IMG]
Today I cleaned the smegma which has accumulated on top of my phallus. Tomorrow I plan on cleaning the oven.
This sounds like one of those nonsensical quotes you find on inspirational posters. It may resonate for you at the moment, but it's hard to relate...
I find it funny that Nigeria is 7th globally in number of users, above the U.K., Mexico, and the entire Philippines. I guess they gotta keep the...
Body Integrity Identity Disorder?
I like to scratch my butt And then sniff my finger To see if my butt smells bad Or if my fingers smells like poop For some other reason.
Thank you all for answering. So far, Sitka is the winner. What do you do Sitka? Heroin processing?
This is my first thread, so please excuse me if this isn't a great topic. My question for you is... how much do you earn? Please write the exact...
A fine can of Natty Ice.
Not to discourage you or anything, but people who are overcoming greater addictions (people who are in 12 step programs) should think deep and...
People run away when they feel brave Finding weakness in individuality like a schizoid parade Multiplying and surrendering, looking to get away...
Jamie wasn't pissed. He was afraid.
Satan can kill from beyond the womb.
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