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Please, don't talk about Eloise like that!
I always sleep fully clothed, on guard for the axe murderer.
Roses are red Violets are blue Does this smell like chloroform to you?
This is a romantic song. Always gets me in the mood: [MEDIA]
"...oral sex, which I didn't really get at the time."
Yeah but a foot sounds bigger somehow...
A foot? Now that's big...
Trying to think of a funny retort...But I just can't.
I've liked her since the Diamond Life album, which my Mum and her partner had, when I was around 13 or something. Then shortly after she had a 12...
Me too. Time and time again.
It's not impossible that we are. There's actually no proof either way.
Me? I don't know what is up with me. Some kind of messiah complex. I think I've got to know everything, do everything and save the world. Solve...
Non-Euclidean insanity is sociotronic. I hope you enjoy your Gin and Tonic. Throw in the ice and slice the lemon. Knock it back like a Star...
Matrix and shit
I'm drinking port.
"Nymphomaniac" parts one and two by Lars Von Trier is truly excellent!
Yeah...I can relate.
I often find I am much more forgiving towards other people than I am to myself. I also give other people much more credit for their achievements...
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