small wonder
I don't even know what the question means ...
Because cream cakes and champagne are NOT free! Why are cars so expensive to mend???
Is that all you've got??? 0.6 inches????? I'm SURE it used to be green ...
make up
I always enjoy reading his posts, whether he's being serious or not
Oh?
*squeals* How did you know that shouting that would frighten me? The person below me isn't a big, black bear
The Magnificant Seven In The Bathtub
Dekeckulation (the act of taking one's knickers off ... )
in terminable
squiffy
We call it the American War of Indpeendence
Coventry has been voted UK City of Culture 2021 ... so if you're hoping to find any culture in Coventry, you've got another three years to wait
adventure playground
Even with all the windows side open, I can't get the flat cool
I refuse to answer such a false dichotomy. I'll have them both in due season. How many times have you retired?
always has time for everyone ... even old hags like me
Three Men In A Boat In The Bathtub
ave Maria, gratia plenum, dominus vobiscum. sancta es tu in mulieribus et sanctus fructus ventris tui Iesu. sancta maria, mater dei, ora pro nobis...
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