Its not an erotic book I just thought it sounded funny
dude you dont know what the fuck youre on about !
I dont like stuff that has girls takin it up the wrong un thats horrible but I do like a girl with nice trim and tidy beef curtains I dont...
Was De Sade a big fat gay?
Flesh Gordon and The Emperor Minge
David Hasselhoff uses a girdle to keep himself looking trim
No gabba boy jungle man dead go play techno and fry an egg do the dishes and lay down like big piano player on the blue sun of planet give and...
I think both movies are crap and I dont reckon no-one who is straight ever watched brokebutt moutain
did u like my story though - would u like to know more?
sorry for posting a picture of an ass
I wake up next to a young woman on the bed next to me. I was so drunk I didn't even remember being in a bedroom or even which party I finished up...
3 Men and a Baby
You know you are stoned when you are talking to fascists and the next day you realise they were not putting it on and that they really were going...
That was a good story - do you know any jokes as well?
I get lots of women buzzing round my packed lunch - they all like to see how I pack all my meat into such a tight jeans sandwich. Dont listen to...
Its started up again - and this time it stinks big time theyre putting it on in the summer
I love De Sade's books - one of my biggest sexual fantasies is that the marquis de sade ties me up and then rips off all my clothes and gives me a...
say something you wrote mr fexurbis
man you should just not worry if a guy says you look gay, you just answer back, and say, "well, you should know sweety pie after all you gave me...
My dad always told me that when he needed to make money fast and never had nothin in his pocket except a few coins, he went out and bought some...
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