I don't know your situation, but if you have the extra few grand laying around I'd lawyer up. Depending on where you live, DUIs can be a criminal...
They look good on small-town strippers.
Running away from a woman and towards something new. I live in Northern China.
Macau is to casinos what genital warts are to sex - the end of fun.
...what exactly are you fundamentally opposed to?
Is it really that hard to get jobs in the US?
...so a guy offers to help you move and he's the asshole?
I think it shows a sense of community to eat porch cake. I'd do it.
What exactly were you fighting about?
Privileged people taking advantage of the unprivileged. But it does seem like a difficult thing to cover up.
I'd like to live multiple years in every major region in the world. Be able to see as much as I can. Not get stuck in routines. I'm living in...
If you don't want to get shot, don't be a gangster. Out of all the people affected by gang violence, gangsters deserve your sympathy the least.
Does the one ab that is higher than the other creep anybody else out?
I'm in the slow process of moving to Ghana or Kenya.
You come off like arrogant child who doesn't know how spoiled he is.
Didn't your parents teach you to let sleeping bears lie?
Drink less.
A sandwich and a coffee.
Hmm. I bet I have watched Casablanca 25 times.
Give or take?
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