I know it. I got ripped off.
No, and she was the only whore on the block who would accept food stamps.
Your daddy told me that's an easy mistake to make.
Your mother's ****? It looked and smelled to me like it was about a 100 goddamn years old. {rimshot}
That's what she said! :D
Go fuck your motherfucking mother.
If that scripture was literally true, all war and injustice and hunger would have ended centuries ago. Plenty of christians with honorable...
Why do you assume that they have piss on their hands? There is nothing in a typical men's public restroom that is cleaner than my dick. :puke:
The American definition of the word nymphomaniac: anybody who has more sex than you do.
I am circumsized. I have heard that uncircumsized is better for guys, but I wouldn't know from experience. My parents didn't give me a choice....
You are right, the money is not significant when you look at the big picture, but people are pissed off. We just don't want the AIG executives to...
The Palestinian homeland issue could have been addressed much more easily in 1948 than now, but the UN pretty much went along with exactly what...
That's pretty much what she said.
I have come damn close to it. If you slip out and the lady lifts her legs a little as you start to go back in, you are instantly at the wrong...
There were skeptics here, especially in regard to the timeframe, but the USSR could not afford to roll the dice. We had a track record of doing...
It is also easy to go in the wrong one by accident. And you might like it. I wasn't saying that all mothers have a loose pussy problem. But it...
One of the most positive signs I've seen in a long time for this country is that for the first time in my adult lifetime, we actually voted for a...
Most people have to learn by their own experience. You want to help them, but you really can't, because they are not ready to listen. There is...
I think it got started because of older women being too loose from having several kids and not knowing how to do the excercises to make the pussy...
In broad-brush terms, I would say that America's biggest blunder has been the failure to avoid the mistakes of the USSR, following it down its...
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