Act like the total assholes that they are, I guess. We shall see. Nobody can hold it in for 9 hours.
Why? What's the problem? I don't see anything wrong there.
This is the internet. You can do whatever the fuck you want.
Any marriage, and any living together arrangement, is whatever the two people involved agree to. Whatever works for them is fine. The important...
Damn right. A lot of "enlightened" people who would never discriminate based on sex, race, ethnicity, or sexual preference have real problems...
Absolutely right. You really have no choice about trusting god. It's going to be his way. That kind of prayer has some value, in terms of...
I started with another name, but I only used it for a couple of weeks.
Stay the hell out of any issue that involves your parents' marriage. All you can do is make a mess and piss them both off.
I go to the bathroom to do it. Unfortunately, the people at the office are so uptight that even farting in the bathroom is socially unacceptable. :(
...and also the worst black president in history. I still think he is doing a better job than John McCain would have, but the excitement is over...
You can't talk as much as Obama does without fucking up. I voted for him, but now I just want him to shut the fuck up! Does the man ever get...
It's fine to watch him for entertainment value...as long as you are laughing AT him, not WITH him. I just discovered Cramer a few months ago, and...
He could accomplish that purpose without letting things get as far out of hand as they routinely do. This endless cycle of letting things get...
I can get hard again in a few minutes, but it takes about an hour before I am ready to come a second time. Strangely, the recovery time for round...
This is the kind of prayer story that bugs the shit out of me. God allows something horrendous to happen to an innocent victim and then gets...
Why does anybody still care what Jim Cramer says? Jon Stewart totally humiliated and discredited the guy last week. It may have been the worst...
He already knows to do that.
I've done it. It's a distraction, so I usually try to use my thumb to keep that first spurt from going anywhere.
To increase the average IQ of the world, I could volunteer to kill myself. How much would you pay me to do it?
At least I got some good jokes out of it. Immaturity is a terrible thing to waste.
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