Driving. Note: Slow drivers, please STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THE LEFT LANE. Thanks.
It doesn't matter because everyone knows the world is going to end in the year 2000... Oh wait... nvm
Agreed.
I think you get buried and eventually forgotten.
This is much nicer than the corpse I was eating out the other day.
@orison319: Hello! @Shaw-Min: I might. I need to do a bit more research first. @Xac: Loneliness does drive me to find something to fill the void...
Ha. Destroys most of the arguments against gay marriage.
When I was younger, I had quite a few friends. Got along swell with people. During junior high and through high school, I became more withdrawn. I...
So that is where I left the peanut butter. I have been looking for it everywhere.
Laughter.
Freak toast buttering accident.
Too early to say for me. I was not a fan but saw him as the best alternative [although I didn't vote for him]. I don't like some of the things he...
They actually did something similar for one of those sex documentaries on TLC or Discovery channel. They just had to have sex VERY slowly and stop...
Freak accident during a colonoscopy.
The smell is making my eyes water.
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Yea... this pretty much killed my boner.
..... uh.... you sure you were born a female?
Your username made me chuckle. Welcome to the forums! That reminds me, I need to fish before it is too late. Haven't been this year.
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