Deciding wether to put coconut oil on my weiner before or after i go to the market.
Ford stands for fix or repair daily. That was pretty much the case in.. my case, when I had a ford explorer.
Drooling at the site of this english breakfast [IMG]
haha yea I showered yesterday before she came over and also just earlier tonight. I guess depression makes me not care about showering.
Seth Macfarlane said he based the character Brian off his own life. Or that he closely resembles him or something.
waiting for my girl to come over so i can fill her up with cum.
I love family guy. Started watching it in like 2005 or so.
it's over booddiiiiiii maaaaaaaannn
You can bet i'll be on Martin Luther King blvd in downtown LA every weekend this month holding up my black lives matter sign :)
Why dont you wash your god dam hand real quick?
I guess I can shower on wednesday before she comes over that night. Correct.
I havent showered in four days.
My wife is getting gang banged over in the valley as we speak.
Is tom brady a scientologist?
roger goodell can suck my fucking cock
haha i didnt. and now im home from work and still too lazy to shower :D
My weiner still smells like vagina. I don't wanna shower before work.
This thread is very interesting.
No, I send my assistant to get all my grocerys and stuff.
Am I being detained?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?
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