"Do yo look forward to Alone time so you can Masturbate? " Duh.
Always had a fantasy of jerking off in front of a crowd or at least a group, maybe on stage or closer up to a smaller group, especially mixed men...
Thank you Florida. I be good old Publix has it, but why would they hide it in the cooking section? Just kidding. I do cook (someone has to) but...
Best ever? Does anyone know slick leg, thigh fuck, having it between the guy's (or gal's --carefully) legs, especially up high in the taint? I...
Average is said to be 5-7" and I'm aaaaallllmost average. A man at our nudist resort had, like the old joke, 12" but he didn't use it as a rule....
DWM 80. I've generally called myself bi, sometimes add that I lean to gay, but the words to describe it just came to me while writing a friend: "I...
Right now. Having written a lot here today has me hot. Pulled it out of my jammies, found it warm enough in the house at last . Tucked...
Always. Well, there was one time peeing on a really cold Michigan winter night. Of course I wrapped my hand around it to keep it warm, then one...
Once I did it, freeballing in a pair of polyester knit pants, dick pointing straight ahead,. It was so neat seeing the cum oozing, hell,...
Dozens. It's always better with another and for some reason even better alone in front of someone, better still if they are dressed, a rare event...
Discovered coconut oil "a hundred years ago." as hand soap we put in our rest rooms. It felt great, was not too thick or thin, never wore out, and...
I don't know. It seems just a few years ago. I would have been in my 70s and all I knew about porn was cheesy playing cards in junior high, then...
Right here, looking for and looking at exciting porn. Hey, I'm 80
You must remember hearing that masturbation is OK, also that it's not OK. Eventually someone will say to not do it too much. Did anyone ever ask...
Hell, I've done it butt naked in a room full of strangers. After one day in an overcrowded boarding house, that night I got shuffled in with guys...
When I was still playing face-down on my bed, a baby sitter passed the open door when I was too close to stop. Now I think she knew exactly what...
I already wrote this for some forum, and if it was this one, sorry for repeating it, but it's a favorite. I too would lie on my belly in bed,...
Public? Not like with a bunch of strangers are close by. In a normally public setting with no one around, my usual and better, great fun. With a...
Every time I think there's a chance it might work. A hundred years ago it worked every time I touched it, but so be it; it still works, sort of.
"But wait; there's more." One time since I wrote that I use a vibrator sometimes, OK often, I was watching a longish bit of porn and didn't want...
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