When the steamy, brown turd rises back from the toilet bowl beneath my nude anus I stand in annoyance Then reach my hand out and flush the godamn...
I think that gambling is dumb... but I did put $1000 or so on Belgium beating Brazil and won like $4000 as a result. That Brazil team was...
I was about 4. I found my dad's stash and stuck a piece of blotter paper in my butt. I began to poop out colors and I remember seeing my toy cars...
No, but sometimes I try to hold my poops for 24 hours or more. It's like fasting in reverse.
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I heard Tom Cruise was available.
Great post! The current state of the mid-Atlantic harvest indicated that Aquarius is losing its polarity in the sub-regions of the global...
Hot and scary.
You should go and read the Tibetan Book of the Dead instead of playing some silly Book of the Dead game.
Bare penis on the ground. Ahh. Perfect climate here in Western Africa. Hot, not warm. Just walking around: heaven. No pants, no underwear, no...
I made the choice to stop partying by choice and not through necessity. That decision instantly turned me into a lame old fuck.
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My money is on them being eliminated in a shameful fashion by Senegal or Japan or some sort of weird Afro-Asian combination of the two in the...
Islam is a shame. They were also wearing these hoodies... which I personally found to be hilarious....
Fucking Serbs were provoking them by shouting "Kill All Albanians" and whatnot. I don't blame them. I love Shaqiri, he's like a little fucking...
Surprisingly enough yes. Finding some rather fortunate success with the creative side as well.
World peace will be easily attainable once humanity reaches a technological threshold which provides every single inhabitant of the earth with...
Did half a year of community college teach you that wisdom? Or are you "self-taught"?
Americans have by far the worst, ugliest accents. Accents from the Northern states, like Wisconsin and Minnesota are so goddamn ugly and annoying...
No, u.
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