My best days? Easily ahead of me. My funnest days? Probably behind me.
Don't live in the ghetto, near the ghetto, or really... in a city that has a ghetto.
I don't like the dude either, but he has the right to not answer potentially self-incriminating questions... and yeah, he's a douche, his demeanor...
This is one of the cringiest things I've ever seen.
Lol, that's pretty dumb. I'm advocating for the exact opposite. I want all women/men/children/exotic animals who have been abused in any way,...
Irrelevant if the act in question did not happen fairly recently. They had all the time in the world to come out of the woodwork. Coming out now...
When I was a kid I was able to fly, but unfortunately I unlearned how to do it as an adult.
When some chick pops out of the woodwork and accuses someone of sexual assault that happened in the fucking 80s it feels a lot more like a leftist...
It could be a great starting point to learning Esperanto, another semi-useless dying language.
You could always grind rocks into a semi-powdery form and use that with water to scrub your teeth. Recommended by 9/10 homeopaths.
I mix my own pee with malt liquor.
Hello, I have taken nude pictures of myself for medical/scientific purposes in order to send a doctor to examine a large lump on the tip of my...
Prison is great if you're white, black, or hispanic. Otherwise, it gets extremely confusing if you're mixed.
Hello, I've tried working nude in the office on multiple times, but my coworkers were constantly complaining about the amount of pubic hair that...
CBD is already allowed on an international level in all Olympic sports.
That would be one big ass cult. If anything, left-wing Democrats are a whole lot more cultish with their single-minded politically correct social...
I spend most of my time under the local municipal bridge, but I have also been known to loiter in dark alleys, in the metro, and by the bottle...
Cancer is a real fucker Johanna. Life goes on, until it doesn't. All we can do is fondly remember the dead. I can very much relate to the blanket...
Go out and explore your sexuality behind your wife's back. You'll be fine.
Retardation, a journey into the unknown Into idiocy you may be thrown Bring to light the autism that was never known For those who lack the...
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