Most animals are extremely territorial and are confined by barriers that we cannot perceive. Animals are also in a constant battle for survival...
Bro, that's deep bro. Pass the blunt bro. Bro.
what kind of fucked up sexual diviant wears leather shorts? - Google Search
“I'm nobody I'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo I'm a boxcar and a jug of wine And a straight razor ...if you get too close to me”
No. This is one of the best pop songs ever written and recorded. [MEDIA]
It's sad that it has been 20 years, and you still haven't amounted to much. You were gifted wit way above average intelligence and instead of...
Read less, spend more time on the internet, quit exercising, get fired, develop an addiction, poop on a prostitute. You know, the usual...
This is real. Source - I'm an advanced alien.
There's nothing quite like freshly killed minx as a leg warmer. I drape the fur around my sexually sensual bare feet immediately following the hunt.
What a pussy.
I do my best to consume all my helloween leftovers anally instead of doing so orally, as that way the nutrition is directly observed by the anal...
You should check out "Yesterday" by them as well. It's a little more underground, but it's a zinger!
Hello, I reached this conclusion by living in the ghetto and having what The Boondocks refer to as a "N**** Moment" about every damn day.
I understand that you are trying to be funny, but this is a serious movement. If you were a true extreme nudist, or as we refer to it in the...
I would love to be your pen pal, but only if we agree to write letters to each other by taping a pen to our genitals and using it to write. It's...
I'm pretty sure that Kurt Cobain has been sober for the last 14 years. We are all very proud of him.
Hello. I'm an extreme nudist. I like to tear off small thin patches of skin to expose my dermis to the elements and to onlookers alike. It is so...
I fully disagree with how the media portrays both sides, since it's missing out on the key fact that both are reptilians that are obsessed with...
Republican landslide. Democrats have a whole lot more on the line and a lot of those races are going on in states that were very much pro-Trump....
Ahh, royal weddings. Horse manure is in the air, tea bags are flopping into cups across the lands. I can already tell how this marriage will go....
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