I see what you did there.
Stalking, catching up on pornography while planning my victims' future. Watching snuff films late at night. That's all i've been doing lately.
Feather collecting is unsanitary. Creep.
You may be proud of it, but I can guarantee that your parents aren't.
I only believe in Satan.
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Trolls pray on the weak minded and feeble. You should treat the weak minded and feeble better than that.
The smell of my own farts... to me, they're soothing, but to others, they are deadly.
Look at various rates being offered by various banks. You can do this online. A lot of them have mortgage calculators you can use to figure stuff...
Quit being such a shellfish Allan.
Patriots. Packers. Steelers could surprise, but I'm fairly certain with the Packers pick.
I know this might sound kinda fucked up, but I love your mom.
You should not go back to school unless you're going to study something extremely technical and practical. If you do go back to school, do not...
The Taco Bell here is on a main street and is mostly a hobo hangout. I have rarely seen anyone who's not homeless eating there. By this point, I...
Sicario. I found it to be mostly pointless, with some good actions scenes, but overall, a failure of a movie.
Hello, I predict that the Seahawks, Patriots, Packers, and Steelers all win this weekend. This is probably not a great prediction.
You should get out of the service industry. It doesn't reward success. In essence, it doesn't really reward anything.
Your job has a lenient attendance policy because it employs inherently irresponsible people.
Yes, really. I promise.
I get up at 6:45, shower, get dressed, eat some smoked salmon and yogurt and read the news while drinking tea. Out of the house by 7:45, cycle to...
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