...is undead.
You have no originality or creativity.
Locked in a room in an abandoned building to starve to death. Done that already. No big deal. ;)
You just wait until December 31. You can get a report from next year.
No place in the US can guarantee you hot or warm in December, but Key West has the only official weather station in the lower 48 states that has...
A half hole is curved on one side and flat on the other! :p :D D+D=O
I have never seen a debate change anybody's mind.
rambleMUTE
spends all his money on porn
shit
Beards are also not allowed in the military. Doesn't that count? As long as you aren't dead, you aren't too old to learn something new, so maybe...
:leaving:
superglue
secretly watches MSNBC
you win a date with your favorite female cartoon character
Everclear
1. that's what she said 2. re-tard 3. that's not what your girlfriend told me last night
I've heard that the memory is the second thing to go as one ages. I forget what the first one is.
What if your face freezes that way?
Everyone wants to adopt infants. It is hard to get older kids placed. If I was going to adopt, it would be tempting to skip the diaper-changing...
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