Doing pretty well. She works for NASA now. Black hole.
You can edit your posts instead of posting twice. I mean, it won't make you any less of an idiot, but you won't look like as much of a twatface.
I once dated a girl who was so loose she could've been a two-car garage. You don't want that, I sure didn't.
I might be able to agree with you if she weren't so very... I don't know... 13?
Awww... I thought you were going graverobbing. That's what I did on my birthday. Nothing tastes better than ribs slow roasted over a burning...
Neither am I.
Unless there are any women around whose vaginas aren't bleeding. Those chicks are hot.
I let my dog outside to use the bathroom and had to spend 20 minutes calling her back to the house because she was barking and the fireworks and...
Coarse... it was too obvious, and I made fun of her for other reasons. I mean, she's still a stupid jackass, but I didn't feel the need to call...
People like you deserve to be stoned to death by villagers. Now, I can't speak for you, but most women I know don't fist themselves when they get...
Until you meet someone who isn't a nice drunk, or your liver is poisoned. Or, and this is what category I'm hoping you fall into, you get...
No, you see... you wrote this: and it should've been this: But I'm the idiot? Alright.
No, 7:06 is 7:06 in clock time because that is what the clock displays. There is no 6:66 in standard time or army time or any of that shit. You're...
Too is the word you were looking for.
Blah, I'm doing the same thing I do every weekend. Killing hookers and selling their kidneys.
Serial murder.
You're 22 right? You're too old for that bullshit/10
You are also a pussy, by proxy.
And I was saying that because I wasn't being an asshole there, you shouldn't have been either.
I wasn't being an asshole in that thread. You were. And you're being a bitch now too.
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