You're a fuck-up. You said 'no commitment', but you want him to see you exclusively, even if you're not dating. Sounds like you want him...
Define principled and righteous.
I work at McDonalds RIGHT NOW. It's not even that bad. Anyone who chose welfare is a lazy crybaby.
I'm not a nazi. Nazis don't insult people. A nazi would just give you what the cat got.
Is that your not so subtle way of admitting to the world that you munch carpet?
I think it would be hot to tie up the person in your avatar and have maddeningly hot sex with her. Would that be power tripping?
They moan after you get done? They must be really bad at faking it.
And the best herpes!
Why wouldn't I be? They're like the Wonder Twins, only they both have the cool power and neither of them turns into a bucket of water. I mean, I...
lol 4 reel? cuz if smrt peeple liek u lik me thn i wil b hapee.
You're 28 years old and spiders give you the heeby-geebies? I'm laughing unbelievably hard right now.
I'm no one's fucking guest. Why the hell am I a guest instead of a member? Hell, I figure you register for membership, get your account, and then...
If you get to consider all the notches johns leave on your bedpost an accomplishment, why would you begrudge me this? Hookers have no manners.
Did you make this topic just to tell us how much you love being a grease-covered lard ball?
Nuh uh. When people ask me, "Sex?", I bubble in the 'M', for, "Man, I'm glad I'm not a stupid grrl cuz grlz liek CokZ LOL".
It's funny how you're so fucking clever. I mean, the third graders that live down the block would've fucking choked up some milk after hearing...
LMAO dued thtz so tr00 cuz grrlz r bitchez i dont luv thm hoez
This is the dumbest post I've ever seen. As a student, I find it is not a rare occaision that I am bombarded by psuedo philosophy, but this is...
Don't tell me what to do you goddamn **** sopping clit drip.
Flaming isn't even HALF as fun if you don't get violently angry. Bitch.
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