I look exactly like i did when i was little if my hair is cut way short... so weird
My week long stomach ache finally went away
Hey! Everyone's got a guilty pleasure or.... a million :D
Duuuude, you like some good bands but you gotta listen to the Avant-Garde side of death metal!!
I'm just plain old stupid. I have no ego.
John Smith. I heard he's a perv tho
Whenever somebody mentions anonymous sex I automatically think of gloryholes
Fucking internet and fucking triple post my ass
Double post. I hate my internets
I prefer the dick in the vag approach. Eye to eye contact is very important.
I liked those dancing japanese chicks... whoa
Fair enough, you'lll be a pussy master soon enough. Btw, your llamaworm makes me lol everytime I see it
Are you the OP? Didn't think so!
It is kind of mean to take off cause she killed your boner by accident... she'll probably find a straight guy, don't get too pissed at her if she...
Do you guys stick the letter U in just about every word?
So? Plenty of girls at your age suck at giving HJ's. BJ's and the like (depending on how inexperienced they are). You still could have spun her...
And what's wrong with noise? Although nobody would ever call them noise rock, it's the closest description for what I hear when I listen to them....
What is a protruding labia? Is that when there's a penis shaped disgusting manifesto sticking out of the inner workings of a vag? Or is that a...
My balls are telling me to sleep... but my heart is saying no
If you're both reserved, how do you expect the relationship to go anywhere? Opposites attract for a reason I guess... sounds like you want what's...
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