I liked The Sixth Sense, but The Village was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. There were so many gaping plot holes, I felt like my...
Just because it seems to me like you just want a tattoo, any tattoo. And the Aquarius sign is the least dumb one you can think of. I guess if...
I was just watching this show on one of the Discovery Channels. It's about serial killers and this one in particular is about Manson. They were...
A typical hit is about 10g, so do the math.
I recently moved into a single family home owned by a friend. I live here with four people, including my boyfriend. When I moved in I noticed...
Yeah, do coke and annoy the shit out of everyone around you who isn't on it.
Barack Obama
Ronald McDonald
One time I was at a very crowded Denny's on a Sunday morning, cracked out on research chems and sleep deprivation and there was a little girl...
Chik-fil-A is just as bad. They use styrofoam cups. They are discriminatory in their hiring policies. My friend worked for them and was required...
The first time my little sister saw a black person she told my mother that man was dirty and he needed to take a bath.
I think that's Vice City. But I prefer bashing heads with a bouquet of flowers.
I think Adult Swim has been going downhill lately. I don't watch a lot of TV though, so I can't say for sure. But I love Moral Orel, I loved...
I just bought a hammock and it didn't come with any hardware at all. Is there any way to hang it with just rope and no hardware? I really don't...
With a baseball bat. Or chainsaw.
http://www.rainbowretreatproject.com/ This is kind of interesting. =D
What does "half a glass of olive oil" mean? This sounds so yummy but I don't want to end up accidentally drenching it in olive oil.
Hula hoop. Blow bubbles. Make art happen.
If you find her, tell her I said hi and to give me a call.
Hippies don't have any money. I buy all of my clothes from thrift stores now, and I find awesome shit that I could never find anywhere else. I...
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