There are forums here you can post in if you speak a language other than English...
Unaware of forum etiquette?
Something by The Beatles is one of the classic love songs. What do you need them for anyway?
Everything has a soul, as far as being a part of the One goes. That is all a soul really is. But if you're saying this makes a potato a sentient...
Well, Space Cadet, I'm pretty sure that they have had sex by now, or have broken up. Little tip -- if she was 15 two years ago, that means she's...
Make sure to get a plenty of fluids on those days :P
God eats coal and shits diamonds. Why do you like loneliness so much?
Hey, you're 15. There's a 50/50 chance they'll break up tomorrow. When they do, move in.
Sure, it helps turn me on. I'm not a woman, but it sounds like you're pretty open to comments form both genders.
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That is extremely interesting. Is this hypothetical or are you really in this situation? I'd have to think long and hard about this.
Well, you proved it's never too late, didn't you?
That's fucking hilarious. I especially love these little gems. He's right. Proponents of gravity never just say the word "fall". They always say...
I don't swing that way. But it's a good idea. Maybe actual sex would help you orgasm.
Batman can't fly.
The democrats and republicans are two masks on the same face. They both answer to the same masters. Any difference between them is purely...
Qui bono?
It's one of the stupidest figures of speech used in today's society. The only people I've known to use it are loud-mouthed, fat faced women who...
I second soaringeagle.
No, not really. I have to say you have no sense of metre, and that you're one of those people who just takes a phrase with a rhyme on the end and...
Separate names with a comma.
