criminals ? which criminals ? They have a phone that wipes your arse for you? Where can I get one dude it sounds like a must have accessory. WOW...
That was no earthquake dudes ! That was me and my GF having a shag at the bed'n'breakfast hotel we rented in Kent from Friday night to saturday...
Modern drunkard magazine is everything a modern drunk could want Its informative and lifesaving This is the future of binge drinking as we know...
The yanks will like this one my favourite word is Horseshit, oh and thats equal to bullshit but there is an even better one I love the word...
sorry I misread it. Yeah its all right but now theyre gonna think your sister is a raving marxist and will probably report her to the authorities...
erm.... hang on let me have a look ....... ....... erm these two are the only ones that dont remind me of bits ]and [ they make me think of...
Ok I quit smoking at the middle - end of january then used nicotine gums, 4mg for 5 weeks then went down to 2mg gums for 3 weeks and then quit...
My other favourite is the hash sign, not because it reminds me of hash and getting high but because it reminds me of a snatch. It is the most...
Ok for once I will make a good suggestion. How about if you had every 5 pages a kind of summary of the plot so far ?
My sister is in 8th grade 8th grade what in hells name is that ???? how old is she ???? I imagine 8th grade means she is 12 in which case I...
I like your work a lot, its a bit rough at the edges but the content is interesting
Its because the world has been taken over by complete batty boys and they wants everyone to have a salami sandwich with them I wasnt criticising...
He probably just fancies you, When you say you cant experience the sea because you live on farmland, you do realise that some farmland actually...
My favourite word is, WANKER or it could be WANKER I cant make up my mind hang on its one of the following WANKER WANKER WANKER WANKER WANKER...
Dude that en Dash is FUCIN AWESOME !!!!!!!!!!!!! My favourite is the ampersand & especially when it is huge like this and a different colour...
In Britain fighting was always sneered at as a particularly stupid way to prove how manly you are, Until recently that is, and now anyone under...
John wayne always played that really butch sort of macho gay role, in which he preferred the company of men and liked a rough male partner, but...
Hey how about if you use the characters called "the fat slags" from viz magazine (they are fat slags from newcastle that would do anything for a a...
I have always been aware of the importance in USA propoganda of the antihero. It has served the usa well, as it promotes the idea that by any...
Sith sith sith, wherefore art thou sith oh sith of dig it all meltdour ah the days back in the day when chuck norris ruled
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