In that photo of you, are you about to squeeze a zit ?
Couldnt stop laughing my ass off about how Britain conquered 1/4 of the earths surface, mainly by trading beads with some stoneage people and then...
all you have to do is go to the homeoffice website and find out. I think the laws would be kept there relating to it but not 100% on that, what I...
Is it because they taste so good fried in garlic and butter with a little bit of white wine? Post a picture of it and we will all have a good laugh
Oh so you are English then?
I met GW Bush today Helped solve the hostage sailor crisis in part met with the head of MI6
Unless you are a ballet dancer or something really useful like that, there wont be a problem, just lounge around in bed. BTW Hardly anyone would...
Have you ever been to the Eisteddfod at lake Bala, if so which year?
I need a laugh
Either that or just crack off a hand shandy in private instead of thinking that we love sharing your 'fetishistic' fantasies. Next youll be...
get on with it and cut the waffle i havent had a good laugh in ages
did a 90 pound sack of spuds fall on your face when you were a baby?
Sprinkled salt on a load of snails and slugs in the garden made a snail trap which fires as a snail touches a matchstick in the centre of a...
Always look before you screw a goat
Dude he aint making fun of himself he's actually telling the truth, its just all those dumb ass-kissing morons in the audience think its wit,...
you know you are a pothead when You post in no-brainer threads hmmmm......
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Dont worry folks, Its a play on words that most people on the american continent dont get! A count is usually an extremely well dressed person...
Shaft In Africa
Yeeehar ! Nude pussy ! yahhhh !!!!
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