Uhuh. I agree. Even thinking about this is making me take life a little too seriously. I mean I just live, and good stuff happens.
Do you not have an ugly girlfriend of your own? Seriously mate, probably a good thing he is grown up. If he is happy then who can knock him?
I've never had one either, and I don't really wank very much. It's probably a good thing.
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Evolution must be valid scientifically, how else could you prove Steve Tyler? But on a serious note, the chromosomes don't add up. I know it has...
If women are putting money and sorts between their boobs, then what goes in the mythical, and really huge, handbag that is mostly always an...
I am glad you think I am as intelligent as I figured I probably was, I felt the sentiment was right on the money. Must confess mind, if you are...
Americans sure are fickle aren't they?? All I had to endure on my television screen in my native is how great you are thought he bloody was, now...
Fuck masturbation, vibrators and all this crap. Just do it, keep it going. Then start again if you have to. It's a question of time, women take...
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Idiot... If you are old enough to know what that sort of thing can do to you I sympathize. I would never take any drugs these days as I know it's...
Ever heard of giving an inch and taking a mile? Your dad is not such a prick really.
Capitalism is vital for business. Money needs to be made. So in theory, a capitalist world cannot be a bad thing, as long as we something to buy...
If you don't want that sort of relationship, ditch it. Find something that suits you and let her find someone who cherishes her deal. She may...
Would deffo give it a bash, always wondered.
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Not anymore than anyone who believes in such a divinity is proving bed time stories.
End of, it all happened and it may be extremely unlikely- to the point of absurd. You may question what you do not understand. But here's the...
People are afraid of what is different. And that guy with the beard and the cloak, chillin' up in the clouds somewhere. Anyone who fraternizes...
As a man, personally my organisms are an extreme anticlimax. Lasts for about 10 seconds, which sourly follow with Kleenex and an intense desire...
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