Pfft, when i was a kid, I had to double hand that Posh spice, before she married beckham and got all stickly, that girl was fine! my proudest...
:) Hi! how are you doing today?! would you like a back rub or refreshing soda? sit down!? how are you feeling? LOL I tease.. I tease!:p
I've Owned a truck that got 3 gallons to the mile, I bloody loved that truck and will buy another. I owned a Jeep wrangler, with an Inline 6...
My dick is so big. it takes 8 months, hundreds of scientists and the resources of Cape Canaveral for me to get "off" can anyone top that lie? I...
actually, I'm fine with Bush, so long as its gently groomed. and 'm fine with bald, so long as there is no spikey stuble... but its those damn...
Pfft, Oh yeah. Those "some" just see our Bulging Bulges and go "wooooo!" and become blithering idiots... :drool5: :toetap05: honestly, the only...
Yeah, I Know there is a cosmetic procedure to get rid of them... but mine showed up when I was like... 13, and faded as it thickened out... by 18...
fun fact. Mine went away, I don't think they're supposed to. but they did.
Invented?! dude! you better be teasing. Manson is a terrible example of Goth! ... though, he may choose to Identify himself as such... even...
Dude, I don't think she meant you. having a big peen doesnt make you some Uber-desirable sex god. just makes you hung. I wish it did...oh, how I...
LMAO... just tell them a CM equals 2 inches... yeah....
Oh! yeah! Centimeters are impressive! its like... 21 cm long baby... 6.4 cm wide... thats right... HUGE! then they're like "arent cms tiny?"...
Oh yeah! strippers are Moral Powerhouses, I mean. look at what they do for a living! that sells me.... dont trust a Ho, but give a stripper your...
No, I am not. don't make me get Euclidean on Yo' ass! I just feel guys measure circumference over diameter because they end up with a bigger...
@420: yeah... nope. I grew all at once at 13. and never again.I went from 4'2 to 5'10 in 3 months. and got all the hair, voice, hormones,...
yeah. thanks to porn... and the "talk" as given by my mom. I thought 8 inches was SMALL. but hell, you know that... i say something about it in...
Sausage!
23, and when you talk peen on Hipforum, the ladies are usually just here to troll you. fun fact! LOL.
Dude, you cant bitch too much, I'M STILL A FREAKING VIRGIN. LOL!
My first hint was in a haunted house, I had to wear a spandex body suit underneath this monster costume i was wearing. and the dressing room was...
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