WTF is exactly what i thought!
the deal with Eminem? hes got a sweet candy exterior, chocolate insides... and he melts in your mouth, Nuff said.
well, I wasnt having sex, i was dressing back stage at a Theater... it went a little something like this, Imagine the other person is a weird...
all I've ever felt is my hand... but I've felt my hand... A LOT. *runs home crying...*
lets see, from 13-19 I did it at least 8 times a day, often a lot more, so for the sake of estimate lets say nine... so 9x365x6=19,710 and from...
I'm not a girl, or gay, or Bi... but yeah, you are on the little side, but you still got a gun to bring to the party, so I bet if you just...
8 inches or more? sweet... I wonder what one puts on a porn resume? "Strong back, Meaty hamstrings, capable of doing a "romanian Suspension...
at what point does it qualify as a Porno dick?
The same thing I do every night... PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
then type in "tub girl" and get ready to scoop out your own eyeballs with a spoon.
So, how big is your mans Pocket rocket? so to speak? RESPOND QUICKLY! My self esteem depends on it!:eek:
Oh, then you will be in extreme like with me! *flexes*:D well, I'm getting thinner, but even thin I'm built Like Rambo... and the ladies...
So what you are saying is my italian heritage is to thanks? not Gherkin it with vitamin E till it was all puffy and tender? good to know.
Shit, I just jacked off like 8 times a day from the time I turned 13 till... ummm... well, still. I think thats how I got big. honestly,...
What if he's really funny, has great bone structure a bigger dick... but is kind of chubby? huh? I NEED VALIDATION!
Toolmaggot, you rock.
toolmaggot, almost everything you say is comedy genius... i just wanted to thank you....
wonderful... wonderful axe wounds.....
yeah... I didn't find my penis twin on that site... apparently I'm a thick bastard... woohoo!
ever hit the ceiling? thats a bitch to clean... especially when its got that rough pattern on it...
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