ROTFFLMFAO! And you've got rep elitist under your name! LMAO!!!! Heres another one for you baby, WGAF! (whogivesafuck)
Trust me, if you told the story to your grandchildren as a bedtime story, you'd be the hippest grandparent on the block!:sunglasse
Honor? Nope, sorry i never met the guy.
I miss having a bathtub... All i have now is one of those small dorky showers. At least if i look down i have pretty brightly colored tiles to...
What a cute picture! What is this a modeling contest???
Are you kidding me? I always wait til i come down just a bit before i start takin shit off, realizing i am wearing contact lenses of course......
Prolly because we have too much big time controversial shit to argue over in this world....nobody cares about the stupid tedious bullshit anymore.
Whats up with that ten cent arcade? Prolly hasn't been played with enough, i guess.
Did you know a whales penis 16 feet long?
Oh, trust me, it was all my fault. I had the Britney Spears CD bashing coming. If they can bash Donna Jean, i can bash Warren ... If i can...
Oh yeah! It'll be a nice story to tell your grandchildren someday ;)
Kylie Minogue? Yeah, i think she made her film debut in Biodome. I don't have any cheesey music. I used to have that Brittney Spears CD to do...
depends on if your size has been known to fluctuate or not. Can't fit into those...those are too tight...if i get spaghetti on this shirt, i will...
Whatever, you don't need a boy to defend you. You have your own brainpower. You're a smart, sophisticated, reasonable being. You know...
No, it sounds like he just wants some attention, but mainly yours. He's prolly feeling lost and alone and prolly doesn't have too many friends...
Hey that looks like my cat! No, i can't say i have. Have you ever watched baby rats being born in your house?
1. One whole Summer tour 2. Build a house in the mountains 3. Have a child 4. Drive and own my own car 5. Make amends with my family
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I'll stick with my usual, thanks!
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