IS THIS TRUE, CAN IT BE?
I'm drinking a double shot right now.
Hydrate fools, sex is a serious sport.
Well, my 8.75 inch penis is..............PERFECT!
I'm about 50/50 right now
That thin spot between your thumb and fore finger.
maybe you should park your car on someone else's property without asking. I had a fella thinking he was going to use my parking lot to work on...
Wendy's cheeseburger, fries and a rootbeer.
Dude, you'll never measure up, get out now cuz you know she's telling all her girlfriends you come up short.
In the late 40s my father bought some china in Japan for a anniversary present. My father passed away in the 80s so they were precious to her but...
bacon cooking on a campfire
Play-Doh! Hard smoked salmon is nice WD40 is a good one. The ocean. Halibut is wonderful, not the flesh but the whole fish it's got a different...
Each and everything about Christmas is Wonderful! EVERYTHING.
it's wonderful
What makes you a blast?
we all live to far apart and after living together for 5 months it's a little too early to see each other again. I'm sure I'll stop by my bosses...
I'm far to lazy and a little afraid to get a razor around my junk to shave.
Commercial longline fisherman in Alaska. Sometimes I love it sometimes I hate it. At 3am, the wind is blowing with the rain hammering down, your...
Once every couple of months. About an hour.
Will you marry me!
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