Sell it to a junkie.
I only have 24 hours to live and I'm not going to waste it at work.
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I don't care for the Grateful Dead Mary, Mary - Monkees
I ban you for having a dirty mind.
If a cop says you fit the description thats a bad thing.
I'm slim
Do whatever needs to be done I don't complain.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
Get it appraised.
A heart attack while jogging
I don't feel like putting on clothes.
I ban you for being a smart ass.
Lick ice cubes
Kick it down the street.
Watch The Honeymooners marathon.
Tried to watch the entire Twilight Zone marathon without food or water
I'm playing chess with the grim reaper
I ban you for not having a 1000 posts.
Separate names with a comma.