Well that chick gave me a fake number or i typed it in wrong i was pretty drunk. so epic fail.
Dude Sailor Jerrys is my drink of choice. Ive drank a shit ton of it and so far I'm fine maybe a little less brain cells.
Meth and chocolate milk is so last year now kids are doin meth while sippin on some kool aid OH YEAH!
Newsflash!!! a chick i used to like from 2 years ago texted me out of the blue and wants to have drinks with me! I feel prepared with the shit you...
I know I'm not ending my life or anything i got a plan, and it envolves tons of Rum and Whiskey and me hiding in the mountains. So i suggest you...
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Yeah dont take anything i say as mean towards you guys because i know your trying to help and all, but you really dont know my life and all the...
You guys were right with the friend thing. But now my soul is crushed and im worthless no girl would want to be with me :(
again as a sophomore in high school i told her i want her has a girlfriend she said no I havent told her i had feelings for her since but i think...
Well that ship has sailed along time ago about two weeks after that date i had to leave town. So if you got any advice on getting into my friends...
thats something that i get. thanks for the good advice.
Ok here is an overview of my last date no\t with that girl ive known forever. I take this girl to dinner its starts off kinda awkward, she is shy....
I've had many successful dates with girls before and I've missed my chance everytime because i get afraid and don't want to mess anything up.
I think maybe some of you are misjudging my inexperience for lack of cofidence. I am scared of sex yes just because i dont know how to start the...
I love Sushi will never eat it again tho god damn nuclear plant making all the damn fish irradiated! Fuck that
If i was in bed with her i'd be a yes man and give it to her anyway she wants it i'll be gentle if she wants or i will fuck her has hard as she...
Me and her get wasted all the time so i had tons of opportunity but im a gentleman and dont get chicks wasted to get in their pants but since im...
Well i asked for advice so i better try it out i will have to be after the 29th tho cuz i already had a date set up with her to have dinner and a...
I Really dont care about all her put downs tho cuz they are all stupid! i have this really sweet jean jacket i wear she hates it and always makes...
Again I've never had a relationship with a girl, so i don't know the differences, the one girl i like has some stuff in common with me shes...
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