I got a whole bunch of bumper stickers made up for my business, Berserker Deliveries, and had them printed off with runic inscriptions. If you...
"if you've got scrapes all up your right side you've been racing hard, scrapes all up the left side, buddy you've been in the way" :D
In my case. Money. /
Yeah mostly. If I wear pants or socks I just overheat at some stage or wake up in sweats.
Yeah the French, what war don't they start these days and be the first to back out.
Cheers man. I'm sure shit will come along just a hard time in Australia right now, or at least in our city. About 4000 public servants got the...
Didn't make the assessment to be smelt. I bet it's my Polish last name with three Z's in it. Some asshole probably thought "fuck that, not typing...
I get around with my awesome size and frame and the ladies don't need to stare to know I'm packing heat.
I really honestly thought I'd at least make it to the assessment stage for the job I applied for last week considering the "no experience...
Haha. I've never had a laxative. My guts generally break everything down into liquid anyway so I've been taking fibre supplements and they're...
25cents? Shit, I got asked for $2 yesterday while walking around town and almost fell flat on my face. Two fuckin' dollars! She must have thought...
Have y'all ever like had a day off the toilet, you've had 2-3 meals and you feel weighed down so you finally go and you realise there should be a...
Not a fan of the look at all. To me it's like a "hope I'm noticed" fashion statement. Never works on me.
I only wear jeans and black shirts with unreadable band names. Men's fashion is all metrosexual these days. Apparently is socially adept to dress...
Militias.
Worked came home worked came home played with dog took dog to work worked weighed dog worked took dog to pet shop worked and came home.
The only sport I follow Australia in is the Rugby and that Neil Robertson snooker player. I love to hate the rest. :D
The only thing I notice if I haven't jacked off in a while is I get wet really easily and having a foreskin,man it gets slippery under the hood.
Belgium 3-0
Well I knew I'd put on some weight since February and have been ignoring the scales since but had to weigh my pup today and yeah, let's just say I...
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