Fry: “Hey, wait - I’m having one of those things. You know. A headache with pictures”. Leela: “An idea?” Fry: “Uh!” Carl: "WHAT do you want,...
I find myself to be a very independent, maybe even aloof.
I've always had an affection for spiders, they're another one of my animal totems. It's funny, I used to be terrified of ants and now they are a...
It's not that hard. You just talk. Be respectful, maybe try to make her laugh.
Yes you can. Self-loathing has never prohibited my ability to love someone unconditionally. I just happen to hold myself to a higher, unachievable...
Fighting Cock. [IMG]
I don't appreciate the person I moved here for treating me like I don't exist and stepping all over my heart.
I base my faith on the things that have happened to me, and what I've come to "know". I don't expect anyone to agree with me or believe what I...
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh! I forgot about pumpkin muffins! And pumpkin bread! Good god, I have to make some NOW. You know the difference...
I called my lover Daddy once and now he can't get enough of it. He calls me his dirty little girl and I admit, I really enjoy it.
I hang out with them until they start getting antsy, then I put them outside.
It seems like there's hardly ever a night that goes by that she doesn't come to visit me. She'll come land on my finger, and then usually sit on...
What's your favorite kind? I <3 banana nut muffins.
I get this newsletter every now and again, and I'd say 80% of the time it's addressing something that is relevant to my life, so I thought I'd...
Well, I suppose it depends on how you say it. Some women do get off on being controlled like that.
I meet all the requirements, except for the financial connections, but I could easily sell some possessions.
I can pick things up with my toes. I can also type with them.
Just imagine you're eating a melting popsicle. If you can't fit the whole thing in your mouth use your hands to masturbate the bottom of the...
How loving and peaceful of them.
Shower beers are the best.
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