This is what I love to hear! Charity is a cornerstone of the pastafarian faith. Remeber the ancient saying: ravioli may be good, but a spaghetti...
It was a grown woman, and there is absolutely no way that you, a person on a forum with no connection to either the lawyers dealing with the case...
You left them on a train. A male midget called Derek took them and now wears them on weekends.
Emanresu, brother, it is so good to see that you, too, have been blessed by his pasta-based presence. There must be more of us chosen ones out...
Talked about ancient Greece at uni Read a lot on trains. Planned to sit down and make plans for the future over pizza and ice cream
I do pretty much love myself.
I can see why she left you.
I rate myself as not giving a shit. If I met anyone who had a numerical system for rating physical attractiveness I'd be more concerned about...
And 99% of statistics are plucked out of the air, clearly. I believe the figure is somewhere around 3 quaters. Definitely not 98%.
Does this mean you got it, or did you just rule it out? :p Congrats! Happy for you :party:
I'm sad that people decided to argue and throw insults around, mainly at the OP, rather than giving calm advice or remaining civil. This could...
I'm hoping I'll never be in a situation where I've just had sex with a girl. Your sentence also made no sense.
You're very clearly a sweaty old man. Every woman knows that once he's cum it's time to get down to the kitchen and get the man a cold beverage...
I think the focus should be on what's important here, and that doesn't really include attacking the OP for something that can't be undone, in my...
I'm so sorry to hear about Gray Socks, Lynn. You did the honorable thing by stopping his suffering. I know how terrible it feels to lose a close...
In a lot of ways I feel the same, and yet now that I am a clear-thinking adult I can see some of the psychological scars that were left by the...
The first one was clearly me.
Didn't the dog run away with them?
If you're a decent, kind and stable person, be in this child's life. I grew up without a father and I wouldn't recommend it. It's not about her.
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