I would much prefer a man who doesn't feel he has to alter his timing for my benefit. That's a turn off. You're being pleasured, it's supposed to...
Worked a festival this weekend and I have to catch up on sleep, but I'm staying awake and cleaning because lithium is at work right now and I want...
Yes, if they're sexually attractive.
I have no idea what this sentence means. Maybe it wasn't well thought-out.
I tried sitting back and letting life happen for me for years. It didn't. So I got up off my arse and made it. Life is too short for continual...
Slap her about a bit and call her Andrew.
Hopefully no more utter morons for a while.
I think your best work was that one where you were all narky about how hard it is to be homosexual because all the straight girls just can't keep...
Shake the fuck out of it, Helen! Get up and dance. I'll pass on my mobile number on fb. You're awesome and I insist you feel great asap :2thumbsup:
This is a completely false statement.
My dear pastafarians, It seems that in recent years many of us have neglected to praise the noodly presence among us. When was the last time you...
Your logic and reason is just no fun, Duck. I might just ignore you. Mel, I'm genuinely interested to see the pic. Despite popular perception,...
I just cummed
Here's an additional tip about talking to people online (following my "I love sex, netball and wetting my panties" thread) If someone has made it...
I have two massive warts on my right index finger and the plasters I'm putting over them are getting in the way of some sexual activities.
When I'm forced into a social situation with strangers, I mostly pretend to be vacuous and chatty and the kind of person with a raging social life...
This is an important point.
Stop bleeting about human nature and get some real problems. Sexual maturity happens at different times for different people. Some will have sex...
He is not ugly, and she's not all that...
Take me with you.
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